The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step, and a lot of bitching. — Myself Copy Share Image
My life is a constant battle between my love of food and not wanting to get fat! — Myself Copy Share Image
Its ridiculous to know you hoped too much that the one you love will love you back when in the first place,… — Myself Copy Share Image
You can have my gun when you pry it from my paranoid, mentally disturbed, physically-abusive, cold, dead hand. — Myself Copy Share Image
COz I'm bored like an empty cup And I wanna run to your side Like you are my favorite chocolate I'm craving… — Myself Copy Share Image
Pilot's pre-launch brief off the carrier to his passenger in a 2-place jet: If anything goes wrong off the cat, I'll say… — Myself Copy Share Image
I have a problem. I have two brothers. One brother is a boatswain in the Navy, the other was put to death… — Myself Copy Share Image
Tryna hide this pain with these pain killers, she said the storms only will last a little while but shit it got me feeling… — Myself Copy Share
In life, something from everything will leave a mark on your heart. It might be happiness, lamentations, or both. Memories will make you the… — Myself Copy Share
Christian Longo makes deadbeat dads look good. He is on deathrow for killing his three children and then fleeing to Mexico. — Myself Copy Share
A penis has a sad life: His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his bestfriend's a pussy, & his… — Myself Copy Share
You broke my heart by telling everybody I am the reason for your broken heart. it is just a shit. — Myself Copy Share
There's someone out there for you, someone that truly loves you, someone thats the half to your apple. — Myself Copy Share
How can you prove that you love a me when all you do is to hide from my existence? How can you tell the… — Myself Copy Share
The thought of losing you makes me feel scared. I love you to death. We love each other too much, too strong to break… — Myself Copy Share
