Funny Quotes by Jennifer L. Armentrout

“but then again, they were like baby Einsteins on crack.”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“Sporks are only used in the most dire situations.”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“I was feeling the height of bitchiness.”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“Impressive,' Ash murmured. I stared at him. 'What is?' 'You.”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“In that moment, I wanted to punch myself in the face.”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“Glad to know the disturbed apple doesn't fall too far from the crazy tree.”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“Oh, dear God and baby Jesus in the manger, my eyes!” Dee shrieked. “My eyes!”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“Don't you want to know what cookies is a code word for?" "No! Good God, no!”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“Daemon pressed his forehead against mine. "Oh, I still want to strangle you. But I'm insane. You're crazy. Maybe that's why. We…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“Pretty much all women who wear pantsuits are evil. Kat's head tipped to the side. Okay. I do have to agree with…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“Please, no stabbing. All of that makes me anxious.' I crossed my arms. 'No promises.”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“Easy for you to say. You're the one who got plowed. I was doing the plowing." Cam's mouth opened. Oh my God,…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“I didn't want to spoil the mood. This was probably the longest Daemon and I had ever spoken without some statement earning…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“Ash is going to kick your ass, Daemon." Daemon's grin went up a notch. "Nah, she likes my ass too much for…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“There was no doubt in my mind that Daemon believed revenge was a dish best served in my face.”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“I’m about to shove these idle hands so far up your ass, you’ll think you’ve become a puppet.” “You know what?” Ren…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“Seth joined the group of very stern-looking men, and they immediately started talking, their voices too low for me to hear, but…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“Whispers followed me down the hall. Ignoring them was harder than I´d imagined. Every Cell in my body demanded that I confront…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“He twisted at the waist and stretched out on his side. “You’re a bit crazy. You throw apples in people’s faces when…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“This is you." She pointed at the stick figure with enormous red curly marks and blue eyes. Did my hair really look…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“That was very naughty,' Hawke chided, snatching the sword out of my hand as if I hadn't been holding onto it. 'You…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“I have the feeling we just made a deal with the devil, and he's going to come back and want our first-born…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“I shot him a look. "That bouncer was really big." His lips quirked. "Oh, Kitten, see, I try not to say bad…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“She wasn’t the only one who was overjoyed. Deacon had launched himself at Aiden—Aiden saintly St. Delphi—nearly knocking him backward, over a…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“Apollo stepped toward Athena. “Let’s break down this idea step-by-step. How would we be able to use Perses? The last time I…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“How are you feeling?" I leaned away from him. "Gross." Aiden frowned. "Gross?" "I haven't brushed my teeth or washed my face…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“I frowned as my fingers throbbed. “Wait a sec. There’s a chance I can’t work with fire and you let me do…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“Honestly, as much as I love my brother, I’m not sure how I feel about him hanging out in your bedroom.” He…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“The least you can do is tell me why you didn't stop me,' he said before I could give in to the…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“Are you two you know?" Jacob pointed at us. " Together? Together? " I didn't get a chance to answer. Cam spun…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“Daemon laughed "I'm only at the service of one person in particular" My cheeks flamed as I scooted my chair over. "You…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“Why me?" I blurted out, and then closed my eyes briefly. "Okay. Don't answer that." The food arrived just then一thank God一and the…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“You can't sleep beside me,' I hissed. 'I'm not.' With the edge of his blanket in hand, he draped it, along with…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“My mouth dropped open. Oh my God, it was like having a conversation with a ruder Tink. Who, by the way, was…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“Sirens blasted, breaking the silence and spinning me around. The shrill sound was all too familiar, and I snapped into action. Vicious…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“Oh, everything is fun when I’m around.” Hercules’s knees knocked into the back of my seat as he leaned back. “This one…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“I glanced over to where Seth looked like he wanted to bang his head against the wall. “Hey.” The blond continued to…

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“Apollo watched me closely, intently. “No.” My eyes narrowed. “No to what?” “I’m not sending you after them. Not yet,” he said,…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“I did not ask for your help.' 'But you have it nonetheless.”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“Then you should get changed,' he said, turning away. 'I'll get jealous if anyone else sees how pretty your legs are.”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout