Funny Quotes by Ellen DeGeneres
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Ellen’s jokes mix everyday moments with sharp observations. She points out that humor can change things, that making fun at someone’s expense feels like bullying, and that odd habits—like a soup‑of‑the‑day chalkboard—can become funny stories. She also jokes about feeling a hangover of missing memories and about procrastination being a weird solution.
