Funny Quotes by Cassandra Clare

Books will always be there for you.

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Woolsey bites on occasion

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I'm memorable, its true." -Magnus, pg.229-

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words have the power o change us

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very funny my sarcastic friend

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“Enormous? Did you just call me fat?”

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Only the very weak-minded refuse to be influenced by literature and poetry.

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Clary," Jace said again. "You know: short, redheaded, bad temper.

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“My shoulder will never be the same. I expect you to nurse me back to health.”

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Aren't you, uh..." Clary searched for the right word. "Reproducing?

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Other crack teams get bat boomerangs and wall-climbing powers; we get Aquatruck.

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“You can't just call the Praetor. It's not like 1-800-WEREWOLF.”

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“What I actually want to call you is a hell of a lot more unprintable than your name”

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“When did you get that?" "The shirt? At Macy's. Winter sale.”

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You behave as if everything is funny to you, but you never laugh. Sometimes you smile when you think no one is…

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“Honestly, Clary, if you don't start utilizing a bit of your natural feminine superiority I just don't know what I'll do with…

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“Jace said that the cast of Gilligan's Island could do something anatomically unlikely with themselves.”

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“Why are you wearing a T-shirt under your other T-shirt?" Livvy asked. "In case one of them is stolen," Marked said, as…

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And write what you love - don't feel pressured to write serious prose if what you like is to be funny.

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“I thought you came down right on the side of go directly to jail, do not pass Go, do not collect two…

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“I see that even as the world plunges into darkness and peril, you two stand around discussing your love lives. Teenagers.”

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“And tell them what?" Jace said witheringly. "That invisible people are bothering you? Trust me, little girl, the police aren't going to…

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“Breaking away from Gideon with some reluctance, Sophie rose to her feet and dusted off her dress. "Please forgive me, my dear…

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“He picked up the sketchbook, turning it so she could see his work - a gorgeous rendition of a stone bridge they'd…

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That sounds terrific, thought Cary, just you, your comatose wife your shell-shocked son, and your daughter who hates your guts. Not to…

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“You don't want him," she said to the pink-haired girl. "He has syphilis." The girls stared. "Syphilis?" "Five percent of people in…

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“Who cares if you have a girlfriend, anyway?" "I care" Simon said gloomily. "Pretty soon the only people left without a girlfriend…

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“I brought you some coffee.” he held out the cup but she waved it away. “I hate that stuff. It tastes like…

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“Isabelle snorted, "All the boys are gay. In this truck, anyway. Well, not you, Simon." "You noticed," said Simon. "I think of…

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“Simon!" Clary shouted, and seized his arm. "What?" Simon looked alarmed. "I'm not really sleeping with your mom, you know. I was…

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“So it's true what they say about warlocks, then?" Alec gave him a very unpleasant look. " What's true?" "Alexander," said Magnus…

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“You never laugh," she said. "You behave as if everything is funny to you, but you never laugh. Sometimes you smile when…

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“The door buzzer sounded again. The two boys exchanged a single look before both bolting down the narrow hallway to the door.…

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“Jem gave her a wistful look. “Must you go? I was rather hoping that you’d stay and be a ministering angel, but…

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“The cord pulled taut and she rebounded, flying back up before falling again. As her velocity slowed, she opened her eyes and…

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“This cat is looking at me with judgment.”“He’s not,” said Jules. “That’s just his face.”“You look at me the same way,” Mark…

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“Little James Herondale, age two, was in fact holding a dagger quite well. He stabbed it into a sofa cushion, sending out…

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“Aline!" Isabelle looked appalled. "You can't just go around asking people what it's like to be a vampire.”

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“Anna shuddered. "Orange is not the colour of seduction, Christopher. Orange is the colour of despair, and pumpkins.”

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“Don't you think 'Mark is kind of a weird name for a Shadowhunter?" Julian was saying as Emma approached. "I mean, if…

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