Funny Quotes by Benjamin Franklin

He's a fool that makes his doctor his heir.

— Benjamin Franklin

Do not do that which you would not have known.

— Benjamin Franklin

Those who are fear'd, are hated.

— Benjamin Franklin

Opportunity is the great bawd.

— Benjamin Franklin

Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

— Benjamin Franklin

Perhaps I was too saucy and provoking.

— Benjamin Franklin

God heals and the doctor takes the fee.

— Benjamin Franklin

If better is possible, good is not enough

— Benjamin Franklin

He that riseth late, must trot all day, and shall scarce overtake his business at night.

— Benjamin Franklin

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.

— Benjamin Franklin

Proclaim not all thou knowest, all thou knowest, all thou hast, nor all thou cans't.

— Benjamin Franklin

The ancients tell us what is best; but we must learn of the moderns what is fittest.

— Benjamin Franklin

When you are good to others, you are best to yourself.

— Benjamin Franklin

Getting into debt, is getting into a tanglesome net.

— Benjamin Franklin

They who have nothing to trouble them, will be troubled at nothing.

— Benjamin Franklin

He is no clown that drives the plow, but he that doth clownish things.

— Benjamin Franklin

Our Constitution is in actual operation; everything appears to promise that it will last; but in this world nothing is certain but…

— Benjamin Franklin

Nothing preaches better than the act.

— Benjamin Franklin

He who will not be counseled cannot be helped.

— Benjamin Franklin

As often as we do good, we sacrifice.

— Benjamin Franklin

Pay what you owe and you'll know what's your own.

— Benjamin Franklin

What you would seem to be, be really.

— Benjamin Franklin

Nothing great comes without enthusiasm.

— Benjamin Franklin

Squeamish stomachs cannot eat without pickles.

— Benjamin Franklin

What I am to be, I am now becoming.

— Benjamin Franklin

Great hopes make everything great possible

— Benjamin Franklin

Some are weatherwise, some are otherwise.

— Benjamin Franklin

Time is money, be a better you.

— Benjamin Franklin

Families ought to be noisy.

— Benjamin Franklin

When Wine enters, out goes the Truth.

— Benjamin Franklin

He that's content hath enough.

— Benjamin Franklin

When you are done changing, you're done.

— Benjamin Franklin

Beware of the young doctor and the old barber.

— Benjamin Franklin

A penny saved is a penny earned.

— Benjamin Franklin

The Sting of a reproach, is the Truth of it.

— Benjamin Franklin

The best is the cheapest.

— Benjamin Franklin

Pardoning the Bad, is injuring the Good.

— Benjamin Franklin

Approve not of him who commends all you say.

— Benjamin Franklin

Experience is a dear teacher, and only fools will learn from no other.

— Benjamin Franklin

Drive your business. Let not your business drive you.

— Benjamin Franklin