Some of the best proof reading is done in the 50 microseconds after you hit 'send.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May the inherent stress and peril of unfolding a beach chair not sabotage your plans to relax this summer. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My Memorial Day weekend will be a vacation from listening to your plans for Memorial Day weekend. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Tay busy, get plenty of exercise, and dont drink too much. Then again, dont drink too little. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant I made a path from the doorway to my bed. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its been a rough day. I got up this morning … put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Now, mark it. This may be strong language, but heed it. The people mean it, and, my friends of the Eastern Democracy,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The difference between a Normal Person and a Nerd…Nerd: I got one question wrong :(..Normal Person: I got one question right! :D — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Theres hell in hello, good in goodbye, lie in believe, over in lover, end in friend, ex in next, and if in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In grammar class the teacher asks her student 'When you sing you say 'I sing' what do you say when your brother… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Before you speak listen, before you write think, Before you quit try, Before you take a SHIT, look at the toilet paper. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The hardest part of your divorce will be finding an attractive recent picture of yourself to upload on a dating site. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“We need to remember what's important in life: friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, friends, work. Doesn't matter, but work is third.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
