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Funny Quotes by Albert Einstein

55 Funny quotes by Albert Einstein

Albert Einstein jokes that time can feel fast or slow, like an hour with a loved one seeming like a second, and a hot ember feeling like forever. He also pokes fun at marriage, noting that men hope their partners never change while women hope the opposite, and both end up disappointed. He also imagines a dog biting the mailman because it feels sorry for the endless letters.

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