I wonder what its like to fart in zero gravity. Does it like...propel you forward? These are things people need to know… — Thegr81 Copy Share Image
When you are smart enough to know there is a lesson to learn, but dumb enough to think you've already learned it. — Thegr81 Copy Share Image
When one door closes, another door opens. If not, I'm climbing through the window. — Thegr81 Copy Share Image
Every wife is a 'Mistress' of her Husband. 'Miss' for one year and 'Stress' for rest of the life. — Thegr81 Copy Share Image
Admit it. At some point in your life you've tried to close the fridge slowly to see when the light turns off. — Thegr81 Copy Share Image
You know its real love when one of you leaves the room and the other one pauses the movie without being asked. — Thegr81 Copy Share Image
Joe Biden wants to meet with video game developers about gun control. That's like meeting with Kristen Stewart to learn how to… — Thegr81 Copy Share Image
Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he can rob the world. — Thegr81 Copy Share Image
IT'S FUNNY HOW WHEN I'M LOUD PEOPLE TELL ME TO BE QUIET.BUT WHEN I'M QUIET,PEOPLE ASK ME WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME. STORY OF MY… — Thegr81 Copy Share
Don't let someone become a priority in your life when u r just an option in theirs. — Thegr81 Copy Share
I'm going to be the first person to land on the sun! I know what your thinking and thats why I will be going… — Thegr81 Copy Share
It doesn't matter how you look, what your weight is or how much makeup you put on. The right guy will love you for… — Thegr81 Copy Share
''No matter how u behave with People around u,They will Love u According to their NEED' N MOOD''..!! — Thegr81 Copy Share
You can't make them love u... but u can show them what they r missing out on !!! — Thegr81 Copy Share
Relationships is the story of three rings.the engagement ring,the wedding ring and the suffering. — Thegr81 Copy Share
Before you act, listen. Before you react, think. Before you spend, earn, Before you pray, forgive. Before you post, check for typos. — Thegr81 Copy Share
Every time Nicki Minaj tells someone their voice isn't good enough on Idol, someone is crushed to death by the weight of the irony. — Thegr81 Copy Share
Never be afraid to fall in love. Never be afraid to express it either. You just need to write down your feelings on leaves… — Thegr81 Copy Share
