The wise never marry...and when they marry they become otherwise!.. — Stephen Hawking Copy Share Image
Teacher: I hope I don't see you copying another student's homework. Me: Yeah, I hope you don't see that either!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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I wanna go to seaworld With a fishing pole just to see what peoples reactions would be — Carlin Whisler Copy Share Image
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Never Mind. Definition: You should've listened the first 5 times, bitch. — Alfonso Martinez Copy Share Image
There are only two types of honest people in this world, small children and drunk people!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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Oh, you hate when guys stare at your boobs? You should call the police and report the person who ripped your top… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You just think you got game because You slept with your high school teacher.. but I won't bother to bring up the… — Carlin Whisler Copy Share Image
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Kissing a woman at her FOREHEAD is respect, at her LIPS is Love, CHEEK is Heroism, and NECK is Lust. BUT KISSING… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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I have spent my entire life Like it was my rear view mirror my car. And every once in awhile, I always… — Carlin Whisler Copy Share Image
“Me: "it does not taste like God Himself cooked heaven into a series of five dishes which were then served to you… — John Green Copy Share Image
I have a problem when it comes to old people, trying to kick my ass.. for doing that thing where I'm on… — Carlin Whisler Copy Share Image
“Its a flash drive." When his only answer was a blank stare, I continued. "It holds information from a computer." He took… — Jus Accardo Copy Share Image
“We found Trent and pulled him off the leggy girl. “Trent, it’s time to get home before your parents realize we snuck… — Amanda Kelly Copy Share Image
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