My New Year's resolution was to stop saying 'You go, girl' to myself. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
Another fresh new year is here. Another year to live! To Banish worry, doubt and fear, to love and give — William Arthur Ward Copy Share Image
He who breaks a resolution is a weakling; He who makes one is a fool. — Farquhar McGillivray Knowles Copy Share Image
I would say happy new year, but it's not happy; it's exactly the same as last year except colder. — Robert Clark Copy Share Image
May the New Year bring you courage to break your resolutions early! — Aleister Crowley Copy Share Image
Yesterday, everybody smoked his last cigar, took his last drink and swore his last oath. Today, we are a pious and exemplary… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you've met your… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Year's end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in… — Oprah Winfrey Copy Share Image
the object of a new year is not that we should have a new year, but rather that we should have a… — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Happiness is too many things these days for anyone to wish it on anyone lightly. So let's just wish each other a… — Judith Crist Copy Share Image
What you do for Jewish New Year is you go down to Times Square ... It's a lot quieter than the regular… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since. — Dave Beard Copy Share Image
