Funny men and women Quotes

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep…

— Jill Shalvis

When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping.

— Elayne Boosler

Shipping magnate of the 20th century If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.

— Aristotle

If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.

— Sue Grafton

The main reason women are crazy, is that men are stupid.

— George Carlin

The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs. - Jeanne

— Madame Roland