You'll live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
If I can sell tickets to my movies like Red Sonja or Last Action Hero, you know I can sell just about… — Arnold Schwarzenegger Copy Share Image
It's funny how life works. You end up sometimes back where you started. — Karl Iagnemma Copy Share Image
Luck is a very thin wire between survival and disaster, and not many people can keep their balance on it. — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
It's funny, sometimes life just comes down to bringing a little bit of light to somebody when you can. — Derek Trucks Copy Share Image
It's a funny time, but I'm sure in any time you live in, you'd consider it funny because life is change and… — Toni Collette Copy Share Image
I don't like driving very much. That makes me very unhappy, because I scream a lot in the car, but other than… — Whoopi Goldberg Copy Share Image
Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And… — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
Life is not a static thing. The only people who do not change their minds are incompetents in asylums, and those in… — Everett Dirksen Copy Share Image
Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
My advice to those who are about to begin, in earnest, the journey of life, is to take their heart in one… — Josh Billings Copy Share Image