The gods throw the dice and they don't ask whether we want to be in the game or not. — Paulo Coelho Copy Share Image
I consider myself a crayon... I may not be your favorite color but one day you'll need me to complete your picture. — Lauryn Hill Copy Share Image
The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk! — Yogi Berra Copy Share Image
“it's funny how life seems only to be able to give and take, instead of just give!” — Tom Mitcheltree Copy Share Image
only a complete alcoholic can think life is funny ... any life! ... — Louis-Ferdinand Celine Copy Share Image
Seeing the funny side of life is useful, and I've always had a sense of humour. — Henry Allingham Copy Share Image
You know how when someone asks why your so weird you dont know what to say. Say ''Now youve got a problem… — Baylie Benton Copy Share Image
I think all good drama is funny. All the best drama is ultimately very funny. Life is funny. You can't have any… — Thomas Jane Copy Share Image
C'mon it can't rain forever nor can the sun shine all day, if it rains forever we would all drown and the… — Onyeulo Amarachi Copy Share Image
If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody who's life gives them vodka, and have a… — Ron White Copy Share Image
There are no guaranties in life except for death and this: When you leave the house looking like total crap, you're going… — Laura S Copy Share Image
It's paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn't appeal to… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
When asked "If you could meet any famous person living or dead," I always ask whether the dead person would be alive… — Ashish Chauhan Copy Share Image
I came into this world black, naked and ugly. And no matter how much I accumulate here, it's a short journey. I… — Screamin' Jay Hawkins Copy Share Image
I've been through alot of bad in my life but now it's just getting to the point where everything is funny to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life is funny. Life isn’t categorized into comedy, drama, action, is it?So I don’t know why they try to categorize everything. It… — Jennifer Aniston Copy Share Image
I'm not a man who constantly thinks up jokes. But I think it's very important to be able to see the funny… — Pope Benedict XVI Copy Share Image
It was almost funny. Life seemed downright accidental in its brevity, and death a punch line to a lousy joke. — Maureen Johnson Copy Share Image
