You know what make me laugh? Good, clean, honest humor. Not-trying-to-be-funny humor. — Redman Copy Share Image
“I love religious nuts. They make me remember I have them too. So, being a health nut, I scratch them religiously. Just… — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“I don't think the heavy stuff is gonna come down for quite a while!” ― Bill Murray character in Cadyshack” — Mark Buff Copy Share Image
“Dear lord, the flash of his gleaming white teeth was like a hot button to my nether regions. Down vagina! Down, girl.”… — A. Meredith Walters Copy Share Image
“I made a tactical error tonight with Wyatt." She paused "Horizontally." Sara laughed. "Again?” — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
“Breathe! Breathe! I urged Lily. You can do this naturally. Fuck that. I want my epidural as soon as we get there.” — Erica Orloff Copy Share Image
“you’ve been all black and white, like Kansas. It’s time to get back to Oz. Enjoy the colors.” — Kaje Harper Copy Share Image
“Knowing all the languages in the world could help you to really understand all the jokes you can hear... from my future… — Ivan Stoikov - Allan Bard Copy Share Image
“Please believe me. I've nothing against you personally. It's just that I laugh at all jokes.” — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“Marg muttered something under her breath. It was either “Who does he think he is?” or “I hope he has no kids.”… — Finn Eccleston Copy Share Image
“Gabriel cocked his head to the side. “Is that what happened in her last life too? You just accidentally touched Scarlet enough… — Chelsea Fine Copy Share Image
“New York City is legendary for sleeping around. There's hot tail everywhere and it's such a big city that two-timing and even… — Zack Love Copy Share Image
“The crowd quieted as a whole, but more than one creature cursed under his breath, "Not Regin." A drunk hunched over the… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
“On my way to the parking lot, in quick succession, I saw students wearing t-shirts which read, “Save the whales. Collect the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“This book has been so much fun to write, I have loved getting to know my animal characters even better! This is… — Christine Skippins Copy Share Image
“I’ve been able to make totally insane associations. I can transform a simple toothache into maxillary cancer. An itchy elbow becomes an… — Drica Pinotti Copy Share Image
“Mr. False! No, don't start grabbing the chickens! Better off farmer with no chickens than a load of chickens with no farmer!… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“The look in his eyes turned a little wild. "That's the only reason I'm letting you go. If I had any choice--"… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“What was that?” I croaked. Akhol sidestepped into my view and towered over us. “It was a Demon.” “But you said—” “I… — Laura Kreitzer Copy Share Image
“It seems like I've only shut my eyes for a few minutes, but when I open them, I flinch at the sight… — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
“If you were smart," Genghis said, "you would have borrowed the silverware of one of your friends." "We never thought of that,"… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
I don't have a caustic sense of humor. What I find funny, that humor comes from a much gentler place. — Vera Farmiga Copy Share Image
“I don't want to dig him or his sexy self. But I keep losing my clothes when I'm with him.” — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
“MY FRIEND: SO DO YOU TAKE A FOREIGN LANGUAGE CLASS? ME: SURE DO HAVE BEEN FOR THE LAST 13 YEARS. MY FRIEND:… — KanyaACoffman Copy Share Image
“Now and Laters. Starbust, Pixie Stix. If she gets too bitchy, just feed her this crap. As long as the sugar high… — Gayle Forman Copy Share Image
“You want to break the curse, I want to break the curse. We don't need to be nice. We need to be… — Kate Avery Ellison Copy Share Image
“You mustn't let men drive you to mangling the English language, no matter how sweet they are.” — Marisa de los Santos Copy Share Image
“Just like you silly bums, I have a personal sky god. I bow to him, as you do to your airy-fairy sod.… — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“Beside me, Philippe and Meg hold hands. He murmurs something that sounds like, "my dear leetle mongoose." I wish he'd turn back… — Alex Flinn Copy Share Image
“Jihadis! Please go to your imaginary heaven - out there, nowhere. Us, the infidel lot, have helluva lot to do after you… — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“I've endured my entire life struggling from a split personality. The problem is that the other guy, a wise guy named (Jack)...has always… — Timothy Pina Copy Share Image
“Basilard, can you cover our trail?” Basilard rubbed his head dubiously. Maldynado, Books, and Akstyr leave trail like marching army.” — Lindsay Buroker Copy Share Image
“Little people make tall claims. As being this-that avatar or messiah. Some even say they're God. Well, if they are, I'm their… — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“I wish there were jokes in the cat world," Buddy sighed. "Want to try to one? Let's think of a prank we… — Gretchen Preston Copy Share Image
“You're doing fucking awesome, Colt whispers in my ear and I can't help but smile at that. Only he would use the… — Nyrae Dawn Copy Share Image
“Do not believe in a god who is as silly, and meaner than you. For, that would surely be your higher-self, and… — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“You are unnerving the hell out of me, Valkyrie." "oh" she frowned, petting her bat fitfully " I must have misread the… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
“Face Book keeps asking me to complete my relationship status; I doubt it has the soul of a gossip magazine column's starving… — Shahla Khan Copy Share Image
“You, douche bags! Do not blame God. As a thumb rule, know that all evil thoughts are your own. And all good… — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“Sitting alone in the cafeteria would just scream “I’m the new girl. Everyone stare at me while I eat.” — Kristi Cook Copy Share Image
