“…I'd rather travel in Cargo-nanoships than a Bullet-train to reach my target.” — Farooq A. Shiekh Copy Share Image
“Wise men don't feel companionless when they are not in the company of their egos.” — Delian Zahariev Copy Share Image
“Treat me like a king and I'll treat you like a queen…..Treat me like a queen and off with your head” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
My husband is very funny and his humor has gotten us through a lot. He's good at defusing me. — Julie Bowen Copy Share Image
“Nona had been bonkers since I could remember. Dad said it was menopause, but I had looked that up once, and I… — Holly Hood Copy Share Image
“How's your head?" the larger man asked. "Do me a favor and cut it off," Black muttered. "It's more pain than it's… — Tricia Owens Copy Share Image
“I swear I've good morals. It's just that bad ones befriend me. I'm a friendly person, you know. But I will talk… — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
I never think I want to try to be funny. And humor, if there is anything funny, should come from a real… — Molly Shannon Copy Share Image
“You put cow dung on my face?’ ‘Every day religiously until you were three. Why else do you think your skin is… — Renita D'Silva Copy Share Image
Humor is not funny. Humor is something else. Funny is a joke, sometimes silly. Comedy is deep and connected to tragedy; comedy… — Gerald Stern Copy Share Image
“Seth rolled his eyes. “Because you’re such a ladies man.” “I can be. I just have standards, is all. I’m very selective… — Elle Parker Copy Share Image
“It was quite wrong of me Had I heard what I thought I’d heard or were my ears playing hob with me… — Alan Bradley Copy Share Image
“Mom lies down next to me and we both stare at the ceiling in complete silence. “Boys are like candy,” she suddenly… — Rucy Ban Copy Share Image
“Does he ever eat? Nope. Does he sleep during the day and only comes out at night? Yep. Is he so sexy… — Jayde Scott Copy Share Image
“Soul, love, joy and natural beauty shines first from within. Make time for quiet reflective moments. Be still and know there is… — Machel Shull Copy Share Image
“Will you promise to keep this to yourself, to not tell anyone of what we are?” By his words you’d think he… — L.H. Cosway Copy Share Image
“Now all I have to worry about is what might crawl out of the darkness to get me in the night.” “Yeah,… — Elle Parker Copy Share Image
“You know when you mix butt and Angel in the same sentence, it becomes an insult,” I say and take a big… — Rucy Ban Copy Share Image
“During these mad dashes to the wall phone in the kitchen she hadn't time to fall but with fantastical grace and dexterity… — Joyce Carol Oates Copy Share Image
“That old if you 'need anything, let me know,' is a total crock. You hear people say it all the time, but… — Diana Rowland Copy Share Image
“Our conversation starts out pretty normal. Matthew does most of the talking, as usual. He tells me about Wesley. He tells me… — L. Arthur Copy Share Image
“Elle hugged Amo’s side, then she leaned up as high as she could and kissed him on the cheek, barely making it.… — Sarah Brianne Copy Share Image
“You have to learn which pose works best to enhance your bodies in your lingerie." My blank expression only pissed her off… — Cecy Robson Copy Share Image
“In Norwegian that would be 'hun ma dra. Kanskje er hun gravid.'" Astley sttempts to smile. i can't help teasing him. "Which?… — Carrie Jones Copy Share Image
“Now,” the Lopen said to her, “you gotta have two hands to properly crawl. I came up with my own version, sure,… — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
“I waved my hand like a frantic dust mop fingers spread ludicrously wide apart as if to say “What jolly fun ”… — Alan Bradley Copy Share Image
“Don't worry. Life goes on. With or without you. So, live it, while it's given you.” — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet.” — Santosh Kalwar Copy Share Image
