Netflix basically has every movie, except for the ones I actually want to watch. — Ashu Copy Share Image
“You're a goose-down parka and a pair of mittens away from Narnia” — christopher Koehler Copy Share Image
“I don't want to dig him or his sexy self. But I keep losing my clothes when I'm with him.” — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
“Please believe me. I've nothing against you personally. It's just that I laugh at all jokes.” — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
I don't have a caustic sense of humor. What I find funny, that humor comes from a much gentler place. — Vera Farmiga Copy Share Image
“Knowing all the languages in the world could help you to really understand all the jokes you can hear... from my future… — Ivan Stoikov - Allan Bard Copy Share Image
“you’ve been all black and white, like Kansas. It’s time to get back to Oz. Enjoy the colors.” — Kaje Harper Copy Share Image
“Breathe! Breathe! I urged Lily. You can do this naturally. Fuck that. I want my epidural as soon as we get there.” — Erica Orloff Copy Share Image
“Someone asked me recently - what would I rather give up, food or sex. Neither! I'm not falling for that one again,… — Mark Watson Copy Share Image
“How funny.” I say flatly. “and I was hoping for a battle of wits but you appear to be unarmed.” His laugh… — K. Larsen Copy Share Image
“Once I faced a female with diamond skin," Nix said breathlessly. "I was transfixed - even as she was choking the life… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
“First time fucking driving and I fucking crash,” I muttered. "Good thing is, it’s a minor dent,” piped the helpful back seat,… — Finn Eccleston Copy Share Image
“ the way people treat shifters can be amusing." "Discrimination is never funny." "You're a righteous woman, Kim. I like that." "How… — Jennifer Ashley Copy Share Image
“If I could do all of that on February 14th, it would be a personal best for me. Something to share with… — Zack Love Copy Share Image
“I suppose I could get a job to have something to do, but working when I don't have to work would be… — Stephen Reid Andrews Copy Share Image
“Wait!" Conrad said. "Did someone... one of my enemies set this fire?" Nix turned back with a grin. "Unless you'd pissed off… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
“We can beat our swords into plowshares, and we can beat our plowshares into swords, but as far as computers go, a… — Jury Nel Copy Share Image
“Somebody pinch me." A man with a horrendously hairy chest and a Speedo so tight it was probably cutting off circulation passed… — Cora Carmack Copy Share Image
“So I see you got to know Trish on a pretty intimate level tonight,” Max said, focusing her attention back on the… — Shawn Kirsten Maravel Copy Share Image
“Lucien had never prayed before, never imagined that there might be a deity listening who would be interested in what he had… — Aimee Roseland Copy Share Image
“Elle hugged Amo’s side, then she leaned up as high as she could and kissed him on the cheek, barely making it.… — Sarah Brianne Copy Share Image
“You have to learn which pose works best to enhance your bodies in your lingerie." My blank expression only pissed her off… — Cecy Robson Copy Share Image
“Our conversation starts out pretty normal. Matthew does most of the talking, as usual. He tells me about Wesley. He tells me… — L. Arthur Copy Share Image
“That old if you 'need anything, let me know,' is a total crock. You hear people say it all the time, but… — Diana Rowland Copy Share Image
“During these mad dashes to the wall phone in the kitchen she hadn't time to fall but with fantastical grace and dexterity… — Joyce Carol Oates Copy Share Image
“I have not had so good of a week. Well, monday was a pretty good day, if you don't count Hamburger Surprise… — Sara Pennypacker Copy Share Image
“…I'd rather travel in Cargo-nanoships than a Bullet-train to reach my target.” — Farooq A. Shiekh Copy Share Image
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