“Okay, but would you say between us we have the combined IQ of at least a garden slug?” — Norah Wilson Copy Share Image
“Even betting against myself, I could always find a way to lose.” — Jonathan Tropper Copy Share Image
“Yeah 220, 221 whatever it takes!" Michael Keaton character in "Mr. Mom” — Mark Buff Copy Share Image
“What are you? The pregnant MacGyver?” “Best compliment I’ve had in a while.” — Cristin Harber Copy Share Image
“Of course I love you. For real. I will sure come and personally meet you myself. Just to make sure you're well.… — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“Jules stood up and stretched gracelessly. “Let’s hurry up and pay before she”-she indicated Claire with a flick of her thumb-“sees something… — Kimberly Derting Copy Share Image
“Seriously man, shut it.” “Alright, alright. You’re the driver,” He raised his chip bag in toast, “My life is in your hands.” — Finn Eccleston Copy Share Image
“After your daily bread, if you ask God for anything, ask 'him' to make you right in the head.” — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“The big male gestured to a chair in the corner. "Mind if I sit?" She nodded her acquiescence. "Go right ahead. That… — Elisabeth Staab Copy Share Image
“Oh baby", Madoc groaned to the girl next to him. "Snickers ain't the only thing king sized.” — Penelope Douglas Copy Share Image
“Remember, you are as dispensable as the most indispensable king of kings, the mighty lord of silly worldly men.” — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“Yes, it’s true. I can now tell you where cups and plates are to be found in my own kitchen. I know… — Rebecca L. Ethington Copy Share Image
When I started, I wanted to be thought of as tortured and seductive, not funny, but humor tends to be a reflexive… — Mark Leyner Copy Share Image
“Arch turned and looked at Ian. The other man was fiddling with the neckline of his shirt. “You're just jealous, Ian, and… — Rose Wynters Copy Share Image
“Holy mama llama. That’s Nathanial Stone. Nathanial Stone is sitting in my booth. Nathanial Stone is in the Finewhile Diner sitting in… — D.L. Hess Copy Share Image
“I’m currently imagining a few creative ways of causing you extraordinary amounts of pain.” Kingsley raised his chin. Mere inches separated their… — Tiffany Reisz Copy Share Image
“Do you sleep in a coffin?” Okay, I admit that one was a little out of line, not to mention corny. “Of… — L.H. Cosway Copy Share Image
“...and there encountered with him all at once Sir Bors, Sir Ector, and Sir Lionel, and they three smote him at once… — Malory Thomas Sir Copy Share Image
“Bildon killed Tad. Look, there’s his dagger hidden in the pot of semolina. There’s the proof,” he screamed. “It’s in the pudding.”… — Ken Magee Copy Share Image
“Just looking for a piece of adventure, my ass. You already have an adventure. Who is he?” An enigma. “Just a guy… — Cora Carmack Copy Share Image
“Care to explain?” Ari asked. “Didn’t you see my signals?” “Yeah. But they didn’t make sense. Five into one and it’s an… — Maria V. Snyder Copy Share Image
“I have not had so good of a week. Well, monday was a pretty good day, if you don't count Hamburger Surprise… — Sara Pennypacker Copy Share Image
“Wait. Like an art museum, or are we talking a history museum? I could tolerate the dinosaur bones and war relics, but… — Victoria Michaels Copy Share Image
“Shelly looked around the jamb again as though whatever animal that had been terrorizing her had a weapon. “That doesn’t look like… — Robin Alexander Copy Share Image
“When we entered the first chamber of the dungeon, the stench made me recoil. It smelled like someone had mixed together kerosene,… — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
“Hout! She plays like a man,” Colin said. “I doubt any of us could beat her. You were very fortunate, brother.” “Aye,”… — Elaine Coffman Copy Share Image
“Lucien had never prayed before, never imagined that there might be a deity listening who would be interested in what he had… — Aimee Roseland Copy Share Image
“So I see you got to know Trish on a pretty intimate level tonight,” Max said, focusing her attention back on the… — Shawn Kirsten Maravel Copy Share Image
“You're a goose-down parka and a pair of mittens away from Narnia” — christopher Koehler Copy Share Image
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