Disney Channel should stop making new shows and replay all the old ones. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I drove my expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes, all you need is a loaded Gun and some of your favorite assholes to shoot at. — Rajdeep Sarkar Copy Share Image
A suicide note written by somebody who is not suicidal is an autobiography. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hopefully one day your life will be as cool as you make it appear on Facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Teacher : Yes Me : can I Go Use It ? Teacher : Idk Can You ? Me : I WILL SHIT… — Zariahh Renee Copy Share Image
The difference between being anonymous and being fake is similar to between hiding the truth and telling a lie — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Wives are funny creatures. They don't have sex with their husbands for weeks and then they want to kill the woman who… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to Single. I fight with my parents… — Shennon Fabiano Copy Share Image
My wife said she wanted something that went from 0 to 400 in 2 seconds…I got her a bathroom scale. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why periods? Why can't mother nature just text me and be like 'Waddup girl. You ain't pregnant. Have a great week. Talk… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A wise man once said... relationships are like jacking off… no doubt, they're amazing.. but they always end in a mess. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
In America, Gay marriage is legal in 6 states. *Okay.. This is fine, a bit amusing though* Having sex with a horse… — Shushi Copy Share Image
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish we had a relationship Starbucks cuz that's where you make it perfect. You can get everything perfect at Starbucks. If… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
If you recall childhood, you may remember that the kids who stuck straws and cigarettes up their noses back then seemed funnier… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A couple is married for 47 years and the woman dies. At the funeral, the pallbearers swing the coffin, which hits a… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Its mess up when u never pay attention to somebody til u heard some freaky stuff about them...I havent pay any attention… — IG:catone_2_funny Copy Share Image
My mom says to me, Honey, I don't want you to think I have diabetes because I'm fat. I have diabetes because… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I looked out the window & watched a dog chase his tail for 10 minutes & thought WOW dogs are so easily… — Lars Propst Copy Share Image
