Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, mom I'm a teenager, and not a baby! — Tanya Bianco Copy Share Image
Awkward moment when someone says HEY!!! Remember me? Your response Nope -Just Saying — Ephrem Hardin Copy Share Image
If a woman is talking to me about her problems, I better be the cause of them. — Hero Copy Share Image
Respect your elders. They made it through school without Google and Wikipedia. — Enhance Dreams Copy Share Image
Friends are like condoms. They are always there to protect you when things get hard. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Exercise (ex*er*siz) v. -- To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
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What is the one machine at your local gym you should use to impress the ladies? The bank machine — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
You're not satisfied with your life? Complain about it on the facebook, God must be subscribed to your updates. — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
Today makes me want to go to the beach and swim in the water but then again I don't know how to… — Lisette Alfaro Copy Share Image
Have you ever lie so much...you start believing yourself...lol...I swear dis morning I waz like Damn did I really fuck wit Alicia… — IG:catone_2_funny Copy Share Image
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When I stare at the sky, I see you. When I stare out into the ocean, I see you. When I'm looking… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
When I drink: 2 Beers: I'm Relaxed and happy 4 Beers: I think my jokes are funny 6 Beers: I suddenly know… — Jamsta E Ngugz Copy Share Image
I think I might vote for Barack Obama. Because I live in New York City and have been giving black guys change… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I took nine years of French, but I can't remember any of it. I realized on the plane ride over that if… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
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Friend Request From Random: I dont know you but okay… A couple minutes later receives comment on picture… So beautiful... WHat the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hillary Clinton says she's the most qualified because she was married to a president for eight years. Now let me ask you,… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
