The dog is very smart. He feels sorry for me because I receive so much mail; that's why he tries to bite… — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I bring my dogs on set with me, and my little dog Karoo is smart as a whip. She knows where the… — Hilary Swank Copy Share Image
A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk. — Orlando Aloysius Battista Copy Share Image
Dogs, the foremost snobs in creation, are quick to notice the difference between a well-clad and a disreputable stranger. — Albert Payson Terhune Copy Share Image
Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it. — Laurence J. Peter Copy Share Image
According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
The dog is a yes-animal. Very popular with people who can't afford a yes man. — Robertson Davies Copy Share Image
Dogs are animals that poop in public and you're supposed to pick it up. After a week of doing this, you've got… — Anthony Griffin Copy Share Image
I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't certain we knew… — George Bird Evans Copy Share Image
My neighbor has two dogs. One of them says to the other, "Woof!" The other replies, "Moo!" The dog is perplexed. "Moo?… — Morey Amsterdam Copy Share Image
Fox-terriers are born with about four times as much original sin in them as other dogs. — Jerome K. Jerome Copy Share Image
