Funny catholic Quotes

Dear Lord, please put your arm around me today and a hand over my mouth

— Ana

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

— Nikhil Saluja

God must love stupid people, he made so many.

— Anonymous

It responds to touch like an altar boy.

— Anonymous

What do they call Church pastors in Germany? German Shepherds.

— Anonymous

How do you make God laugh? Tell him your plans.

— Anonymous

In my life, I have prayed but one prayer: oh Lord, make my enemies ridiculous. And God granted it.

— Voltaire

Queens has some really Catholic neighborhoods. I mean exceptionally Catholic. Even the praying mantises dont just pray. They say novenas.

— Steve Allen