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“I didn’t know if I could stop her with one blow. But I could whack the crap out of her.” — Rachel Vincent Copy Share Image
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When life gives you lemons, you exchange them at the store for something more edible. — Grace Helbig Copy Share Image
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“Imogene always sits on the remote. It’s probably wedged between her butt cheeks.” “Should I go get a crowbar?” — Kirsten Miller Copy Share Image
“Instead I sounded like a little girl on her first day of kindergarten. My name is Bee, and I like coloring and… — Kate Avery Ellison Copy Share Image
“When they figure out how to bottle up orgasms and sell them as a food additive, I'll be first in line.” — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
“It looks like Animal and Miss piggy had sex," I said. "And this was the spawn." "My eyes!" Boomer cried. "My eyes!… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
“I wasn't exactly sure what "nothing good" meant, but I could imagine in this world of humans, "nothing good" could mean a… — Tamra Torero Copy Share Image
“Claire was going to hate me. Our son was sucked into the pits of hell while I was watching General Hospital. God… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“« Quote of the day: “Friendship is like peeing your pants; everyone can see it but only you can feel it».” — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
“I showed him the Post-it. “You see They’re from Lily.” “Who’s Lily?” “Some girl.” “Ooh... a girl!” “Boomer, we’re not in third… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
“Sicarius, are you ready for a hike?” She faced him only to find he had armed himself—more so than usual. In addition… — Lindsay Buroker Copy Share Image
“First time fucking driving and I fucking crash,” I muttered. "Good thing is, it’s a minor dent,” piped the helpful back seat,… — Finn Eccleston Copy Share Image
“I didn’t hear you, what did you say?” he asked smiling, knowing full well he heard me just fine. “I – LOVE… — Anna Lazaridis Copy Share Image
“Let's roll out, Batman." "I'm Batman and you're Robin?" "Don't make me laugh. I'm Spider-Man." "Then we live in different universes. I'm… — Mimi Strong Copy Share Image
“He looked up at Stig and Hal. 'Told you this one was a keeper.' Lydia flushed as the two boys smiled. 'Shut… — John Flanagan Copy Share Image
“Holy mama llama. That’s Nathanial Stone. Nathanial Stone is sitting in my booth. Nathanial Stone is in the Finewhile Diner sitting in… — D.L. Hess Copy Share Image
“Who is your favorite character in the series? Or...if that's too hard, why do you like each one and who drives you… — Julie Kagawa Copy Share Image
“Yes, an actual full-sized camel. If you find that confusing, just think how the criosphinx must have felt. Where did the camel… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“He could not consent to allow himself to be insulted, still less to allow himself to be treated as a rag, and,… — Fyodor Dostoyevsky Copy Share Image
“Darling Daddy, This is Rose. Very good news. Caddy is going to marry Micheal. In case you have forgotten because you have… — Hilary McKay Copy Share Image
“I decided the reason why Luccas rushed off was he was allergic to the food that they had brought out. Not paying… — Millicent Ashby Copy Share Image
“For shit’s sake, it wasn’t like there was a twelve-step for being the Scribe Virgin’s kid: Hi, I’m Vishous. I’m her son… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
“Cabal. Cabal. Cabal. I summon you to me. Now." Simi and Kody exchanged a look that said he was as crazy as… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
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