“We do have funerals for the living," Jill said. "They're called birthday parties.” — Andrew Shaffer Copy Share Image
Weddings and funerals are when you figure out who your real friends are. — Amy Dickinson Copy Share Image
Always remember this: If you don't attend the funerals of your friends, they will certainly not attend yours. — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
“All death reminds us that nothing is promised, only that life was worth it.” — Shannon Alder Copy Share Image
“An expensive coffin does not decrease the deceased’s chances of going to hell.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
We may all host ourselves to death, and if we're all dead who will host our funerals? — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
You know how funerals are not for the dead, they’re for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they’re for… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
“Perspective is as simple as answering this question: If I had 5 months to live would I experience this problem differently?” — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
Almost any poll of regular churchgoers will reveal that their favorite book in the New Testament is the Gospel of John. It… — John Shelby Spong Copy Share Image
“They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize that I'm going to miss… — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
“There was a time when one didn't attend a wedding, unless they were invited. In the near future, attending funerals will adopt… — Charmaine J Forde Copy Share Image
You know all my life I've hated funerals. The fuss and bother never brings anybody back. It just spoils remembering them as… — Jules Furthman Copy Share Image
It's important to attend funerals. It is important to view the body, they say, and to see it committed to earth or… — Ann-Marie MacDonald Copy Share Image
These funerals always appear to me the more indecent in a populous city, from the total indifference of the beholders, and the… — Karl Philipp Moritz Copy Share Image
When people connect to my work, it makes me feel great. A lot of that stuff is really deep, and when I… — Xavier Rudd Copy Share Image
Jazz came out of New Orleans, and that was the forerunner of everything. You mix jazz with European rhythms, and that's rock… — The Edge Copy Share Image
I don't believe in funerals. I believe in celebrating life, and showing people, while they're alive, how much I care about them.… — Carmen Dell'Orefice Copy Share Image
The stories my pupils told me were astonishing. One told how he had witnessed his cousin being shot in the back five… — Erin Gruwell Copy Share Image
“Who am I to decide what someone should or shouldn’t do? People skip funerals and memorials all the time, for all sorts… — Elle Kennedy Copy Share Image
In our society any man who doesn't cry at his mother's funeral is liable to be condemned to death — Albert Camus Copy Share Image
I'm Sorry and I Apologize mean two different things when you say them at a funeral!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A thousand people will stop smoking today. Their funerals will be held sometime in the next three or four days. — C. Everett Koop Copy Share Image
Sometimes funerals and weddings bring out the worst rather than the best in people. — Jeanne Phillips Copy Share Image
He who comes for the inheritance is often made to pay for the funeral — Yiddish Proverb Copy Share Image
“We the living are to blame for the painfulness of being dead.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“There’s something special about visiting a graveyard. Both life and death meet together in time.” — Eric Overby Copy Share Image
You know I only go to church for two reasons, weddings and funerals, which one we gonna have today? — Madea Copy Share Image
“You should always go to other people funerals, or they wont go to yours.” — George Herman Ruth Copy Share Image
When someone dies then they go to their funeral. Stands there... says nothing, because they are gone. — Anthony Barger Copy Share Image
Funerals cost so much money, and are likely to be an additional source of stress in this recession - it's sad that… — Meghan O'Rourke Copy Share Image
The easiest time to be funny is during a fairly serious situation. That way, you can break the ice. It's crazy, but… — Adam McKay Copy Share Image
We usually meet all of our relatives only at funerals where somebody always observes: "Too bad we can't get together more often". — Bernard Berenson Copy Share Image
“Funerals consist of older generations initiating the younger into another adulthood. Filling spaces of the one passed.” — Darnell Lamont Walker Copy Share Image
“A premature death does not only rob one of the countless instances where one would have experienced pleasure, it also saves one… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
