Old people at weddings always poke me and say You're Next. So I started doing the same to them at funerals — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“God helps everything come to pass. However, he reminds us that nothing comes to stay.” — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
Always go to other peoples funerals, otherwise they wont come to yours. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours. — Yogi Berra Copy Share Image
Too many funerals, not enough graduations. Too many babyshowers, not enough weddings. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours. — Yogi Berra Copy Share Image
The bitterest tear shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone — Harriet Beecher Stowe Copy Share Image
I'm a typical Irishman in that I only get home for weddings and funerals. — Walter O'Brien Copy Share Image
I can't admit things; that's why I can't go to funerals and stuff like that. I find it very, very difficult to… — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
“What's even more messed up than funerals, is the way people treat you after the funeral. Like you're diseased or something.” — Denise Jaden Copy Share Image
“Some people will each start investing more of their salary on ‘their’ house and spending less of it on ‘their’ car or… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Some people hate funerals. I find them comforting. They hit the pause button on life and remind us that it has an… — Regina Brett Copy Share Image
I've been at the funerals of a lot of people in my neighborhood. Sometimes when I sit back and relax, I think… — Carmelo Anthony Copy Share Image
Why should I be sad? Everyone has to die. If you have a body, it's too late to cry. It's only funerals… — Rachel Klein Copy Share Image
They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by… — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
“Then Mount Jerome for the protestants. Funerals all over the world everywhere every minute. Shovelling them under by the cartload doublequick. Thousands… — James Joyce Copy Share Image
I missed a lot of family weddings and funerals because we were out on the road and had these big gigs, and… — Dolores O'Riordan Copy Share Image
God Saw You Getting Tiered. God saw you getting tiered and a cure was not to be, so he put his arms… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Atmosphere" is a massive song. A lot of people say it's their favorite Joy Division song, but it's not mine; it reminds… — Peter Hook Copy Share Image
Even the death of Friends will inspire us as much as their lives. They will leave consolation to the mourners, as the… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
Although I have always loved the noise of laughter, I really can't fear the coming of quiet. As for funerals, I rather… — Bob Monkhouse Copy Share Image
“Do you really think anyone needs some kind of notarized statement saying 'Dear Saint Peter, here's another stiff, pass him through the… — P. N. Elrod Copy Share Image
People feel guilty enough at funerals without having more guilt heaped on. I would prefer a bighearted preacher giving my eulogy, someone… — Philip Gulley Copy Share Image
“Funerals are for the living, I have always believed, and the job of the eulogist is to acknowledge the enormity of the… — Joe Biden Copy Share Image
I should like to abolish funerals; the time to mourn a person is at his birth, not his death. — Baron de Montesquieu Copy Share Image
You know you're getting old when you go to more funerals than you do weddings. — Jimmy Dean Copy Share Image
The pomp of funerals has more regard to the vanity of the living than the honor of the dead — François De La Rochefoucauld Copy Share Image
What does long life avail? The best seats at the funerals of friends. — Delmore Schwartz Copy Share Image
You can easily take photographs at a wedding - no one would question it. But funerals are different. — Martin Parr Copy Share Image
People dress up for funerals. Why not dress up to celebrate that you’re alive? — Gay Talese Copy Share Image
Death was a big part of my life growing up. I went to lots of funerals. — Madonna Ciccone Copy Share Image
A multitude of executions discredits a king, as a multitude of funerals a doctor — Seneca Copy Share Image
