If my sister died...Im dying too...So gone head and start plannin my funeral! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don't want you singing at my funeral. — Spike Milligan Copy Share Image
Always go to other peoples funerals, otherwise they wont come to yours. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
A wedding is a funeral which masquerades as a feast. And the greater the pageantry, the deeper the savagery. — Julie Burchill Copy Share Image
“They realize that no money, no church service, no eulogy, no funeral procession no matter how elaborate can remove the legacy of… — Abraham Verghese Copy Share Image
If men refuse to be kindled, sparks can only burn themselves out, just as paper images and carriages burn out on the… — Lu Xun Copy Share Image
You don’t want to ask after the health of anyone, if you’re a funeral director. They think maybe you’re scouting for business. — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“The only thing she really enjoyed was a funeral. You knew where you were with a corpse. Nothing more could happen to… — L.M. Montgomery Copy Share Image
If you want to see what your friends and family think of you, die broke, and see who comes to your funeral. — Gregory Nunn Copy Share Image
“I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain” — Mike McManus Copy Share Image
In the end, one or the other will triumph - a funeral dirge will be sung over the Soviet republic or over… — Vladimir Lenin Copy Share Image
View your life from your funeral, looking back at your life experiences, what have you accomplished? What would you have wanted to… — Viktor E. Frankl Copy Share Image
O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory? Where, indeed. Many a badly stung survivor, faced with the… — Jessica Mitford Copy Share Image
I find too there are few Friendships in the World Marriage-Proof; especially when the Person our Friend marries has not a Soul… — Katherine Philips Copy Share Image
“It wasn’t one event, but a series of events followed by years of research adjudicated by panels of experts and committees of… — Eda J. Vor Copy Share Image
People are usually pretty hungry after a funeral. I guess it's because we all realize that time is running out and we… — Peter Hedges Copy Share Image
A [Jewish] woman could not divorce her husband, but she could petition for divorce, and the religious courts could force him to… — Israel Shenker Copy Share Image
The most important thing I learned [...] was that when a person dies he only appears to die. He is still very… — Gavin Extence Copy Share Image
The test of your worldview is not how you act in the good times. The test of your worldview is how you… — Rick Warren Copy Share Image
Having taught economics courses at private vocational schools and universities, I have always had a problem with GNP as a yardstick of… — Ernie J Zelinski Copy Share Image
So what does Tod look like? Whitewashed skeleton skulking around in a black cape and hood? Carrying a scythe? 'Cause I'm thinking… — Rachel Vincent Copy Share Image
Think of the glory. Think of your reputation. Think how great it'll look on your next resume." On my cenotaph, you mean.… — Lois McMaster Bujold Copy Share Image
“The funeral was beautiful. I didn't mind it, really. It wasn't exactly Pop's funeral, to me. When I'd been alone with him,… — Fredric Brown Copy Share Image
She pictured herself running from a hoard of ravenous zombies on a hot day eventually collapsing from heatstroke and getting devoured. Then… — Brandon Mull Copy Share Image
The soul comes from without into the human body, as into a temporary abode, and it goes out of it anew it… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
We, the soldiers who have returned from battle stained with blood, we who have seen our relatives and friends killed before our… — Yitzhak Rabin Copy Share Image
Nine Years Under is a sparkling debut--- brimming with love and bursting with life. Booker's Baltimore is equal parts The Wire and… — Tayari Jones Copy Share Image
I've always said I would want to be a funeral director if I wasn't an actor. — Torrey DeVitto Copy Share Image
Say not 'Good-night' but in some brighter clime, bid me 'Good-morning.' — Anna Letitia Barbauld Copy Share Image
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