“And a funeral, I found out, is like a wedding in reverse, with less time to plan.” — J. Lincoln Fenn Copy Share Image
Funeral pomp is more for the vanity of the living than for the honor of the dead. — Francois de La Rochefoucauld Copy Share Image
Saying, 'I'm sorry' is the same as saying, ' I apologize.' Except at a funeral. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Why Should I Go To The Funeral Of That Person Who Is Not Going To Attend Mine.?? — Naimish Shah Copy Share Image
U can spend ur whole life tryin to be popular, but at d end of d day, D size of d crowd… — Laylow Copy Share Image
“When the maids pinch and pull me into a gown, I feel like a corpse being dressed for her funeral.” — Victoria Aveyard Copy Share Image
“Of course I love you. For real. I will sure come and personally meet you myself. Just to make sure you're well.… — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“It is your name,” he said simply. “Not anymore.” Not in a long time. Not since the day of her father’s funeral,… — Monica McCabe Copy Share Image
It's a good thing Kerry's dead, because that funeral would've sent him over the edge," Henry said. — Gayle Forman Copy Share Image
“It's a funny phenomenon. You can never visit your own funeral, but if you want to see how people feel about you,… — Elizabeth L. Silver Copy Share Image
I want Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D played at my funeral. If it isn't I shall jolly well want to know… — Sybil Thorndike Copy Share Image
If I fall and break my neck, will you say something nice at my funeral?" "Like 'Kyler was usually more graceful? — J. Lynn Copy Share Image
Hardly a book of human worth, be it heaven's own secret, is honestly placed before the reader; it is either shunned, given… — Edward Dahlberg Copy Share Image
Growing up, there were a lot of funerals that I attended, and the adults at the funerals went out of their way… — Bryan Fuller Copy Share Image
Alas, poor Yorick! How surprised he would be to see how his counterpart of today is whisked off to a funeral parlor… — Jessica Mitford Copy Share Image
It's crazy because people expect you to be funny all the time and every day is not a funny day. I go… — Chris Tucker Copy Share Image
They say funerals are not for the dead but for the living. Those rites are what permit you to move on, so… — Ann Aguirre Copy Share Image
“Most of the funeral stuff is going to be done during daylight hours,” I said. “I’m not even going to be able… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
To die or not to die ... we really don't have a choice. We can therefore only take care of our life-body,… — Taitetsu Unno Copy Share Image
Those who bequeath unto themselves a pompous funeral, are at just so much expense to inform the world of something that had… — Charles Caleb Colton Copy Share Image
“When the animals entered the Ark in pairs, one may imagine that allied species made much private remark on each other, and… — George Eliot Copy Share Image
They all broke the rules. They all crossed into forbidden territory. They all tampered with the laws that lay down who should… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Had he been willing to live a hypocrite, he would have been respectable, he at least could have died surrounded by other… — Robert Green Ingersoll Copy Share Image
I think the important thing to learn is that we can retain a sentimental loyalty to the cultural and literary traditions of,… — Richard Dawkins Copy Share Image
“You can't quit until you try You can't live until you die You can't learn to tell the truth Until you learn… — Sixx AM Copy Share Image
Mama and I would go to a funeral and she'd stand up to read the dead person's eulogy. She made the ignorant… — Henry Louis Gates Copy Share Image
“Funerals, in fact, are one of the most powerful examples of collective pain. They feature in a surprising finding from my research… — Brené Brown Copy Share Image
“What time is the funeral" " Two pm." "Are you going, Sergeant?" "Yes." "Can anyone go?" "Anyone can go Beula, but only… — Rosalie Ham Copy Share Image
Now there is a society where the funeral industry got completely out of control. — Jessica Mitford Copy Share Image
You can't choreograph death, but you can choreograph your funeral. — Marina Abramovic Copy Share Image
I want words at my funeral. But I guess that means you need life in your life. — Markus Zusak Copy Share Image
“Don't you just hate it when you go to a friend's funeral and you get kidnapped?” — James Patterson Copy Share Image
