“Time will tell if sorry is enough. I don’t think it is. If you died tonight, I wouldn’t come to your funeral.”… — Robert Goolrick Copy Share Image
A good funeral gets the dead where they need to go and the living where they need to be. — Thomas Lynch Copy Share Image
I just think that funerals are a lot like death itself. You can have your wishes, your plans, but at the end… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Some people don’t attend funeral not because they don’t want to but they are not emotionally strong to see anybody GO.” — Neeraj Bhanot Copy Share Image
When I die, nobody cry at my funeral, in fact let's all have a party; I've lived the life of ten men.… — Robbin Crosby Copy Share Image
“I could hear the exasperation in her voice, so beautiful and familiar, but sad, too, like hearing church bells right before your… — Brock Clarke Copy Share Image
It's the circle of life, and it moves us all, through despair and hope, through faith and love, 'till we find our… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I used to work in a funeral home to feel good about myself, just the fact that I was breathing. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Previous generations understood about death, and undoubtedly would have seen a reasonable amount of death. Once you get into the Victorian era,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
My VIP patients often regret so many things on their deathbeds. They regret the bitterness they'll leave in people's hearts. They realize… — Abraham Verghese Copy Share Image
A funeral is not death, any more than baptism is birth or marriage union. All three are the clumsy devices, coming now… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only way to have a funeral is to invite everyone who ever knew the person and just wait for the accident… — Philip Roth Copy Share Image
You broke me bodily. The heart ain't the half of it, And I'll never learn to laugh at it In my good… — Ani DiFranco Copy Share Image
“When I enter the theater and there is a show onstage, it makes me feel safe in the knowledge that the world… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
To expiate the pain of losing her firstborn son in the Iraq war, Cindy Sheehan decided to cheer herself up by engaging… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
“I narrate the story but he dies off-stage between commercials. A washing machine ad later, we are dressed in our funereal best.… — Thomm Quackenbush Copy Share Image
“You need to keep hurting until you realise you never needed to hurt in the first place.” — Kamand Kojouri Copy Share Image
We both laugh. And it feels good. A release. Like laughing at a funeral. Maybe inappropriate, but definitely needed. — Jay Asher Copy Share Image
Everything has its drawbacks, as the man said when his mother-in-law died, and they came down upon him for the funeral expenses. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the size of your funeral will sill pretty much… — Michael Prichard Copy Share Image
A funeral eulogy is a belated plea for the defense delivered after the evidence is all in. — Irvin S. Cobb Copy Share Image
I grew up in a secular suburban Jewish household where we only observed the religion on very specific times like a funeral… — Jesse Eisenberg Copy Share Image
My idea of man's chief end was to enrich the world with things of beauty, and have a fairly good time myself… — Robert Louis Stevenson Copy Share Image
Don't go to people's funeral to show how much you cared about them. Instead show how much you care about them now...… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Philadelphia fans would boo funerals, an Easter egg hunt, a parade of armless war vets and the Liberty Bell. — Bo Belinsky Copy Share Image
“No matter how rich you become, how famous or how powerful, when you die the size of your funeral will still pretty… — Michael Prichard Copy Share Image
A funeral isn't for the dead. You'll simply be a stage set for a kind of festival maybe. And besides, you won't… — John Steinbeck Copy Share Image
What men prize most is a privilege, even if it be that of chief mourner at a funeral. — James Russell Lowell Copy Share Image
“Most human beings would have never been pained by the death of a human being if they had never seen a human… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Friends: not one. Just a few acquaintances who imagine they feel something for me and who might be sorry if a train… — Fernando Pessoa Copy Share Image
When someone dies then they go to their funeral. Stands there... says nothing, because they are gone. — Anthony Barger Copy Share Image
An elephant funeral makes me weep every time, and so does an ad with a kid leaving home for college. — Andrew Sean Greer Copy Share Image
“Funerals and weddings often take place in the same location. Some would also argue that they sometimes happen at the same time… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Nothing is truer in a sense than a funeral oration: It tells precisely what the dead man should have been. — Louis Gustave Vapereau Copy Share Image
I did become quite well known from 'Four Weddings and a Funeral', and it helped hugely. I wasn't as famous as Hugh… — Anna Chancellor Copy Share Image
When I die, will someone please go to my funeral dressed like the Grim Reaper? You don't say anything, just stand there... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
R.I.P to my Ex...the funeral will be held at Never Again Baptist Church, located across from The Lies You Told Cemetery, on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I cried at the funeral. It wasn’t because I loved her, it was because I was there, in the front pew at… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Keep your chin up, and don't go to the funeral - mine or yours or your loved one's - until the day… — Valerie Harper Copy Share Image
We make mistakes, we have our faults, and God knows some of us have more than our share, but when danger threatens… — James Larkin Copy Share Image
