“Funerals and weddings often take place in the same location. Some would also argue that they sometimes happen at the same time… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
An elephant funeral makes me weep every time, and so does an ad with a kid leaving home for college. — Andrew Sean Greer Copy Share Image
Nothing is truer in a sense than a funeral oration: It tells precisely what the dead man should have been. — Louis Gustave Vapereau Copy Share Image
A funeral isn't for the dead. You'll simply be a stage set for a kind of festival maybe. And besides, you won't… — John Steinbeck Copy Share Image
What men prize most is a privilege, even if it be that of chief mourner at a funeral. — James Russell Lowell Copy Share Image
Friends: not one. Just a few acquaintances who imagine they feel something for me and who might be sorry if a train… — Fernando Pessoa Copy Share Image
“Most human beings would have never been pained by the death of a human being if they had never seen a human… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
When someone dies then they go to their funeral. Stands there... says nothing, because they are gone. — Anthony Barger Copy Share Image
Whenever it was necessary to have a large entourage, we used military vehicles or, as for the two state funerals and our… — Judy LaMarsh Copy Share Image
Society makes suicide so romantic. I mean, you watch these TV movies about teen suicide and you want to jump in front… — Winona Ryder Copy Share Image
A friend of mine said something powerful at his grandfather's funeral. He said that the greatest lesson from his grandfather's life was… — Marvin Sapp Copy Share Image
I'd been told of all the things you're meant to feel when your father dies. Sudden freedom, growing up, the end of… — John Mortimer Copy Share Image
The funeral is a quiet one, despite the number of mourners present. There are no sobs or flailing handkerchiefs. There is a… — Erin Morgenstern Copy Share Image
The big debate right now is if Saddam is alive or dead. He's dead, then he's alive, then dead, then alive. It's… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
“It was death that the public was being cheated out of by the funeral industry, not money. The realistic interaction with death… — Caitlin Doughty Copy Share Image
White for Shadowhunters is the color of funerals," Luke explained. “ But for mundanes, Jace, it’ s the color of weddings. Brides… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
I have never received full credit from the SPLA [Sudanese People's Liberation Army], because the men are very sexist and feel that… — Kola Boof Copy Share Image
Granana doesn't understand what the big deal is. She didn't cry at Olivia's funeral, and I doubt she even remembers Olivia's name.… — Karen Russell Copy Share Image
“It seems like our town has closed down these days leading up to the funeral. Old people still sit on their porches… — Kimberly Willis Holt Copy Share Image
I came home [after funerals] and I thought if I go back to California, where I had a small house, I don't… — Gene Wilder Copy Share Image
“... People like to know what they are getting ahead of time. Thus, McDonald's, Wal-Mart, F.W. Woolworth: store-brands maintained and visible across… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
Marriage. It's a hard term to define. Especially for me--I've ducked it like root canal. Still there's no denying the fact that… — Andrew Schneider Copy Share Image
“There had never been a funeral in our town before, at least not during our lifetimes. The majority of dying had happened… — Jeffrey Eugenides Copy Share Image
The rationale for tenure is still valid. But the system has turned the academy into one of the most conservative and costly… — Francis Fukuyama Copy Share Image
When I die, will someone please go to my funeral dressed like the Grim Reaper? You don't say anything, just stand there... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I did become quite well known from 'Four Weddings and a Funeral', and it helped hugely. I wasn't as famous as Hugh… — Anna Chancellor Copy Share Image
Thrift, thrift, Horatio! The funeral bak'd meats did coldly furnish forth the marriage tables. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Every virtue has its privilege: for example, that of contributing its own little bundle of wood to the funeral pyre of one… — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
“My ghost is the only soul who ever comes to cry on my grave... Only the skies cried sincerely on my funeral.” — Simona Panova Copy Share Image
I remember when my father passed away, we drove the funeral procession past the bank so he could say one last goodbye.… — Alexi Giannoulias Copy Share Image
How unfortunate it is to be constrained by what people might say at our funeral or on our gravestone. — Lawrence Fagg Copy Share Image
R.I.P to my Ex...the funeral will be held at Never Again Baptist Church, located across from The Lies You Told Cemetery, on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I cried at the funeral. It wasn’t because I loved her, it was because I was there, in the front pew at… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Keep your chin up, and don't go to the funeral - mine or yours or your loved one's - until the day… — Valerie Harper Copy Share Image
We make mistakes, we have our faults, and God knows some of us have more than our share, but when danger threatens… — James Larkin Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when your cell phone going full volume at a funeral. Even more awkward if your ringtone is I will… — Faith Barroa Copy Share Image
I went on spouting bullshit Encouragements as Gus's parents, arm in arm, hugged each other and nodded at every word. Funerals, I… — John Green Copy Share Image
we dance even if there's no radio. we drink at funerals. we talk too much & laugh too loud & live too… — Chris Rose Copy Share Image
I have asked to have no funeral, and no memorial service. I hate other people's and would certainly not appreciate my own. — Charles Saatchi Copy Share Image
Death to the Christian is the funeral of all his sorrows and evils, and the resurrection, of all his joys. — James H Aughey Copy Share Image
![“I have never received full credit from the SPLA [Sudanese People's Liberation Army], because the men are very sexist and feel that I'm acting out of place, bringing too much attention to myself - but for the funeral of our leader John Garang, they had me write the poem "Chol Apieth" to eulogize…” quote by Kola Boof](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/42c/kola-boof-12327_acting_i-have-never-received-full-credit-from-t_3211157.jpg)
![“I came home [after funerals] and I thought if I go back to California, where I had a small house, I don't think I'll ever come east again. So I decided to stay and go through the halls and stairways, talk to Gilda Radner, holler, express some of my anger and make sure there were no ghosts in the…” quote by Gene Wilder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4cb/gene-wilder-3914_california_i-came-home-after-funerals-and-i-thought_596427.jpg)
