Today we know with certainty that segregation is dead. The only question remaining is how costly will be the funeral. — Martin Luther King, Jr Copy Share Image
In the United States large corporations control some members of Congress. All this does is delay the corporation’s funeral at our expense. — Nassim Nicholas Taleb Copy Share Image
“Holy cow. She actually managed to get in two good, solid hits in a row. The sentinels were going to be high-fiving… — Thea Harrison Copy Share Image
I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“Time will tell if sorry is enough. I don’t think it is. If you died tonight, I wouldn’t come to your funeral.”… — Robert Goolrick Copy Share Image
Deleting your Facebook account is a quick way to find out what people will say at your funeral. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Come now, don't make such a funeral face. It isn't dying that's sad; it's living when you're not happy. — Octave Mirbeau Copy Share Image
Don't come to my funeral to show how much you cared about me. Show me how much you care about me now… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“the fact that I was pretty sure it was some sort of fashion faux pas to be wearing the same thing as… — Lisa Emme Copy Share Image
Films, like memories, seem to re-shoot themselves over the years, reflecting our latest needs and obsessions. In many cases they can change… — J. G. Ballard Copy Share Image
“When we get home from the funeral, the house is already thick with people. It feels like the whole town’s here, though… — Catherine McKenzie Copy Share Image
The kings of terrors, the last enemy, will never be able to breach the pearly gates and disturb the bliss of heaven!… — J. Oswald Sanders Copy Share Image
“She had not died there. A funeral is not death, any more than baptism is birth or marriage union. All three are… — E.M. Forster Copy Share Image
Obviously if you are an accountant, a criminal lawyer, a president, or a senator, or if you work in a funeral parlor,… — Jean Pigozzi Copy Share Image
Rome - the city of visible history, where the past of a whole hemisphere seems moving in funeral procession with strange ancestral… — George Eliot Copy Share Image
Relax, Medea. We’ve come to see your mother. (Tory) Your funeral. (Medea) It’s always so good to see you, too. You’re just… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Paraphrased: When Chuang Tzu was about to die, his disciples began planning a splendid funeral. However some disciples expressed concern that given… — Zhuangzi Copy Share Image
“I could hear the exasperation in her voice, so beautiful and familiar, but sad, too, like hearing church bells right before your… — Brock Clarke Copy Share Image
It's the circle of life, and it moves us all, through despair and hope, through faith and love, 'till we find our… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I used to work in a funeral home to feel good about myself, just the fact that I was breathing. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“You need to keep hurting until you realise you never needed to hurt in the first place.” — Kamand Kojouri Copy Share Image
A good funeral gets the dead where they need to go and the living where they need to be. — Thomas Lynch Copy Share Image
I just think that funerals are a lot like death itself. You can have your wishes, your plans, but at the end… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Some people don’t attend funeral not because they don’t want to but they are not emotionally strong to see anybody GO.” — Neeraj Bhanot Copy Share Image
When I die, nobody cry at my funeral, in fact let's all have a party; I've lived the life of ten men.… — Robbin Crosby Copy Share Image
I grew up in a secular suburban Jewish household where we only observed the religion on very specific times like a funeral… — Jesse Eisenberg Copy Share Image
We both laugh. And it feels good. A release. Like laughing at a funeral. Maybe inappropriate, but definitely needed. — Jay Asher Copy Share Image
Everything has its drawbacks, as the man said when his mother-in-law died, and they came down upon him for the funeral expenses. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the size of your funeral will sill pretty much… — Michael Prichard Copy Share Image
A funeral eulogy is a belated plea for the defense delivered after the evidence is all in. — Irvin S. Cobb Copy Share Image
“When I die I'm sure I will have a Big Funeral. Curiosity seekers... coming to see if I am really Dead or… — Mari Evans Copy Share Image
The Nobel is a ticket to one's own funeral. No one has ever done anything after he got it. — T. S. Eliot Copy Share Image
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows… — Charles Caleb Colton Copy Share Image
Many species of wit are quite mechanical; these are the favorites of witlings, whose fame in words scarce outlives the remembrance of… — Johann Georg Ritter von Zimmermann Copy Share Image
Stop stealing the funeral meats right now, you wee scuggers!" She shouted. The Feegles stopped and stared at her. Then Rob Anybody… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
We are not content to pass away entirely from the scenes of our delight; we would leave, if but in gratitude, a… — Robert Louis Stevenson Copy Share Image
I'm Sorry and I Apologize mean two different things when you say them at a funeral!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One of my first public performances was singing hymns at a funeral for a friend of our family. — Christopher Jackson Copy Share Image
To the solemn graves, near a lonely cemetery, my heart like a muffled drum is beating funeral marches. — Charles Baudelaire Copy Share Image
“I don’t want to be the best man at your wedding. I have bigger goals than that! I want to be the… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
