When the audience isn't laughing, that doesn't mean that they're not fascinated. — Susan Messing Copy Share Image
The longer you wait, the more the jump rope becomes a big steel cable. — Susan Messing Copy Share Image
You’re only limited by your lack of imagination and fear of appearing stupid. — Susan Messing Copy Share Image
I deal with the depraved, the sick, the pathetic, the disturbing and the profoundly depressed. I will try it all on. I will try… — Susan Messing Copy Share Image
