In stand-up, you do need to be having fun up there, like Richard Pryor said, but you have to know yourself well, too... You start learning, and it's like playing a piano. You know exactly what keys to stroke, 'cause… — Tiffany Haddish Copy Share Image
No matter what the situation, I try to have fun. I get pulled over by the police, I'm like, 'Oh, this going to be the best arrest ever.' And I end up making friends with these police officers. — Tiffany Haddish Copy Share Image
My therapist was like, 'What brings joy to your heart?' And I was like, 'I like to see teeth. I guess maybe I should… — Tiffany Haddish Copy Share Image
Stop holding your truth; speak your truth. Be yourself. It's the healthiest way to be. — Tiffany Haddish Copy Share Image
When my people are dying, that's when you gonna catch me protesting. I'm not gonna protest because somebody got offered not the amount of… — Tiffany Haddish Copy Share Image
“my heart, I was so hurt and mad . . . but also I felt like that was so funny. Who throws a huge, broke-ass rearview mirror… — Tiffany Haddish Copy Share Image
I'm not really into politics, but if I had my own country, I would make sure all my people were educated and figuring out… — Tiffany Haddish Copy Share Image
When I pick my greens, right, I smile. I smile when I pick the greens, and when I wash the greens, I smile. Then… — Tiffany Haddish Copy Share Image
Being on stage is, like, my favorite. The immediate gratification. That's my favorite. — Tiffany Haddish Copy Share Image
I think of comedy as my man: it's the one thing I can always rely on that will keep me safe, keep me fed,… — Tiffany Haddish Copy Share Image
The last bag that I bought myself was a Madden Girl backpack that's really cute. And it was on sale for $45! I'm probably… — Tiffany Haddish Copy Share Image
I surf. I would love to do a remake of 'Gidget.' It could be, like, black 'Gidget.' — Tiffany Haddish Copy Share Image
I don't mean to be so sensitive, but that's just who I am. And I'm not afraid to admit it. — Tiffany Haddish Copy Share Image
People always tell me, 'You should do drama. You should do drama.' Even when I first got an agent, they were like, 'We want… — Tiffany Haddish Copy Share Image
