Sometimes I become the comedy jukebox. I read the emails, people give me requests.The shows are just amazing; they're packed with people and they're so much fun to do. — Pablo Francisco Copy Share Image
Nowadays there are so many stars on television.There are all these generic stars now.There's Dave Caruso...Dave Caruso's kind of fun: "I know he killed your family...but he won't do it again." He says the stupidest sh*t. "I know he shot… — Pablo Francisco Copy Share Image
I'm an amused observer. I don't bet or gamble; that's the worst thing. — Pablo Francisco Copy Share Image
Don LaFontaine was very intelligent. He used to say to me, "Always save your money, son". And I said, "Can I start doing voiceovers?"… — Pablo Francisco Copy Share Image
I'm not into those shows like "hey everybody, gather round the TV, let's watch The Simpsons!" I'm not one of those guys: "I gotta… — Pablo Francisco Copy Share Image
I love how the soccer guys just fall when they get kicked and go baby crying.They try to explain to the referee like he's… — Pablo Francisco Copy Share Image
I'm a YouTube star, let's put it that way!That sounds like a karaoke star with balls. — Pablo Francisco Copy Share Image
I'm a sports fan sometimes when I'm drunk. All my friends gamble on sports so whenever we watch a game, everyone's pissed off at… — Pablo Francisco Copy Share Image
Sometimes I become the comedy jukebox. I read the emails, people give me requests.The shows are just amazing; they're packed with people and they're… — Pablo Francisco Copy Share Image
Everyone goes "every comedian does Arnold Schwarzenegger". Yes, they do; but do they do Arnold Schwarzenegger in Brokeback Mountain? — Pablo Francisco Copy Share Image
I voted for Arnold Schwarzenegger 'cause I figured he can go back in the future. Put that in the act. — Pablo Francisco Copy Share Image
I heard the rumours,but the only blond people here [in Sweden] are the guys. And they all look like Ellen DeGeneres. It's Ellen DeGeneres… — Pablo Francisco Copy Share Image
In Sweeden every city looks the same. I've been to sixteen cities, and every single city is the same! The same cobblestone, the same… — Pablo Francisco Copy Share Image
![“I heard the rumours,but the only blond people here [in Sweden] are the guys. And they all look like Ellen DeGeneres. It's Ellen DeGeneres world, and it's all guys! It's now switched.” quote by Pablo Francisco](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/9e1/pablo-francisco-31459_guy_i-heard-the-rumours-but-the-only-blond-p_2327953.jpg)
