My aunt could never understand how writing could be a full-time job. She'd keep asking when I'd get a real job! — Ken Spillman Copy Share Image
My name's Darren. I'm a musician, part time idiot. That's a full time job actually. — Darren Criss Copy Share Image
For me to be ten pounds thinner is a full-time job, and I am handing in my notice and walking out the… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I couldn't be a responsible enough parent if my kid was born with a new suit and a full-time job. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
The Cleveland Cavaliers just offered me a full-time job and a house! A house! A house! — Ted Williams Copy Share Image
Motherhood is an essential, difficult, and full-time job. Women who do not wish to be mothers should not have babies. — Edward Abbey Copy Share Image
I look up to people that are much older than me, so being a mentor is a full time job. — Nicole Trunfio Copy Share Image
I've got a couple of full-time jobs, since I'm raising a kid, so it's a lot. — Katie Aselton Copy Share Image
Keeping up with the Joneses was a full-time job with my mother and father. It was not until many years later when… — Quentin Crisp Copy Share Image
I feel like today we always glorify the young, just-plucked-from-college writer. But it's much harder to start writing later, in middle age,… — Toni Morrison Copy Share Image
I have a backlog of novels which I would love to be working on and would be working on if I were… — John Scott Copy Share Image
A baby's a full time job for three adults. Nobody tells you that when you're pregnant, or you'd probably jump off a… — Erica Jong Copy Share Image
Hating is a full time job with no benefits, only an acquired type can do it. I thank God I didnt meet… — Behdad Sami Copy Share Image
I figure I wrote 37 songs in 20 years, and that's not exactly a full-time job. It wasn't that I was writing… — Tom Lehrer Copy Share Image
Having kids is a full-time job. And I don't know any woman who isn't constantly fighting between the exquisite selfishness required to… — Liz W. Garcia Copy Share Image
The only way to find true happiness is to risk being completely cut open. Sure, everybody wants to play God, but for… — Jeffree Star Copy Share Image
If you really want to become an actor, but only providing that acting doesn't interfere with your golf game, political ambitions and… — Michael Caine Copy Share Image
I've watched so many women, from Kathleen Hanna all the way up to Taylor Swift, whether they're pop artists or rock stars… — Amanda Palmer Copy Share Image
Love the sinner, hate the sin? How about: Love the sinner, hate your own sin! I don't have time to hate your… — Mark Lowry Copy Share Image
Your first pregnancy you have nothing to do except sleep and take care of yourself and go to prenatal yoga or whatever.… — Busy Philipps Copy Share Image
After so many years, I've learned that being creative is a full-time job with its own daily patterns. That's why writers, for… — Twyla Tharp Copy Share Image
It's amazing to me in retrospect that I wrote as much as I did with full-time jobs. Each city gave me a… — Karan Mahajan Copy Share Image
Over the past six years [since implementing RIMS] we have added very few additional full-time jobs, but we have brought in $120… — Don Richardson Copy Share Image
Ladies, [motherhood] is a full-time job. Do not kid yourself that you can be a dental receptionist and a mother; that you… — Alistair Begg Copy Share Image
Somebody asked me the other day, "What do you do?" "I amuse myself by growing old," I replied. "It's a full-time job. — Paul Leautaud Copy Share Image
Picking out Vince Russo's faults could be a full-time job for somebody. — Jim Cornette Copy Share Image
If you think you can do two full-time jobs, people will expect you to do three. — Andrea Mitchell Copy Share Image
Not only is acting more than a part-time job, it's more than a full-time job. It's a full-time obsession. — Michael Caine Copy Share Image
My sense is that being a First Lady is a full-time job, but I'll know more when the time comes. — Michelle Obama Copy Share Image
My mom had four kids, one with special needs. She had a full-time job, and she still came home and made dinner… — Eva Longoria Copy Share Image
You can't do it all. No one can have two full-time jobs, have perfect children and cook three meals and be multi-orgasmic… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Stepping back from running [Donald Trump] positions is meaningless from a conflict of interests perspective. The presidency is a full-time job and… — Reince Priebus Copy Share Image
I'm very organised with my money. It can sometimes feel like a full time job to keep on top of it but… — Amy Childs Copy Share Image
You don't do that while you're being paid by taxpayers to do a very difficult and full-time job, and you also do… — Jill Stein Copy Share Image
It hit me that being hip was a full-time job, and I was only a part-timer. I couldn't hide forever that I… — Jancee Dunn Copy Share Image
I've always loved music. I wasn't one of those "composing since I was five" kids, but I was definitely involved with music… — Jason Graves Copy Share Image
Gallup defines a good job as 30+ hours per week for an organization that provides a regular paycheck. Right now, the U.S.… — Jim Clifton Copy Share Image