If you've ever answered a question with, Google it. Go fuck yourself. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If a girl calls me a pussy my penis will fuck her up, cause it's one hardcore mother fucker. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When you fuck over people who've been nothing but good to you, you create demons for yourself. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I didn't give a fuck until I drank Red Bull. Now I don't give a flying fuck. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Don't you hate it when you put your trust in someone and then they literally FUCK YOU? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
So your name is Will, But you don't call your crotch The Willderness, then what the fuck? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If I've ever offended you or disagreed with you, just know that from the bottom of my pants, I really don't give… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You should never ever be nice with people, they'll take advantage of you & then fuck you. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Every time someone talks to me today I just start yawning, because fuck what they have to say. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I've learned to say Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke in 6 languages. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
Do girls really look at penises and say Wow, I can't wait to put that in my mouth? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
