Thanks a heap coyote ugly. This cactus-gram stings worse than your abandonment. — Diablo Cody Copy Share Image
“I fuck with every book, and if I don’t leave a mark, there’s no orgasm.” — Carlos María Domínguez Copy Share Image
“If we can get this done, [Doom] is going to be the fucking coolest game that the planet Earth has ever fucking… — David Kushner Copy Share Image
“If love felt like furry sandpaper, would you ever be able to leave my nipples alone? This handyman has a hands-off policy,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
the kind of kiss that said, I want to consume every inch of you and hear you scream my name. — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
“I’ve got your number, princess. Fucking you, touching you—anything I do to your body that will make you come—will break you.” — Courtney Lane Copy Share Image
“I'm gonna fuck up. I'm gonna fuck up a lot, Pidge, but you have to forgive me.” — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
Im living my life while I still can, not caring about the looks I get. How many times do I have to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Oh, come on. Wouldn't you rather go upstairs and lick your wounds? Maybe make an ice pack for your crotch?” — Rachel Vincent Copy Share Image
No one's really keeping track of how many times you screw up...So chill the fuck out... — Ramandeep Singh Copy Share Image
Just so you can know, there is no one above my belt, Weezy F. Baby and the F is for fuck themselves — Lil Wayne Copy Share Image
You mad cause your daughter fuck with me on spring break. Well, I'mma fuck her 'til the springs break. — The Game Copy Share Image
I aint give a fuck, I hear em talking I dont listen Im up. In the clouds looking down, I aint even… — Mac Miller Copy Share Image
“... it’s just business, it’s politics, it’s the way of the world, it’s a tough life and that it’s nothing personal. Well,… — Richard K. Morgan Copy Share Image
“When you say 'please', Bennett, I need it' I'm going to fuc* you so hard you won't be able to sit down… — Christina Lauren Copy Share Image
“Next time, Romeo, I’m going to get you in a bed and I’m going to bite you inch by inch until we’re… — James Cox Copy Share Image
“But just know that I have every intention of making you forget everything but what it feels like to have my tongue… — Lisa Renee Jones Copy Share Image
“Here’s to the people we fuck, here’s to the people who fuck us, if the people we fuck are fucking with us,… — Isabel Lucero Copy Share Image
Bitch I'm in the building you ain't even in the lounge, I tried to fuck the world and couldn't even get aroused, — Lil Wayne Copy Share Image
Dont even try and judge me bitch,you have no idea what the fuck ive been through. — Eninem Copy Share Image
“So what. I'd make up whatever I lacked in other ways. Quickly. Fast, fast. Gimme my cake. It was time to fuck.” — Amanda Boyden Copy Share Image
“Fuck You!' [Oskar said] 'Exuse me!' [His mom said] 'Sorry. I mean, screw you.' 'You need a time-out!' 'I need a mausoleum!” — Jonathan Safran Foer Copy Share Image
“I walk with my head high, shoulders squared. I'm better than them. No matter the whispers and taunts they throw out. Fuck… — Katie McGarry Copy Share Image
“If you go home with somebody, and they don't have books, don't fuck 'em! Don’t sleep with people who don’t read!” — John Waters Copy Share Image
“Fuck, No I'll handle this, i'm going to kick her ass and throw her out of the window. Then, I'll climb into… — H.M. Ward Copy Share Image
I dont give a fuck what u do now, I used to do but not any more. u ain't worth even not… — Ray Copy Share Image
“Your cunt's even worse. Christ, you ain't thirty-five yet and fuckin you's like fuckin a mudpuddle.” — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“Don't ask for the moon -- we have the stars!" Pardon my saying so, but fuck the fucking stars!” — Marisa de los Santos Copy Share Image
“Oh, Melody, you’re so fucked. Luckily for you, you’re about to get fucked even harder.” — L.J. Shen Copy Share Image
“Get up and get on the bed in the Master. I’m going to fuck the hell out of you.” — Alessandra Torre Copy Share Image
Dear homework, They may be doing you, but all they can think about is me. Sincerely, summer. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“tried to get Wyatt to throw it in his face and yell, “Make it rain, motherfucker!” — Rachel Higginson Copy Share Image
“I am like a dead begonia hanging upside down because like a dead begonia I don't give a f**k.” — David Leviathan Copy Share Image