I Sellotape whole tins of sardines to my face at night, attach two squeezed lemon rinds to my armadillo-skinned elbows, and put… — Barry Humphries Copy Share Image
“When a woman orders fruit salad for two, she perfects the original sin.” — Ramón Gómez de la Serna Copy Share Image
Not all Muslims are violent, not all Catholics are violent. It is like a fruit salad; there's everything. There are violent persons… — Pope Francis Copy Share Image
“knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it into the fruit salad.” — Caroline Hutton Copy Share Image
Vimes stalked gloomily through the crowded streets, feeling like the only pickled onion in a fruit salad. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Koolaid is goyish. All Drake's Cakes are goyish. Pumpernickel is Jewish, and, as you know, white bread is very goyish. Instant potatoes… — Lenny Bruce Copy Share Image
“Celery, apples, golden raisins, lemon zest, and a sour cream–mayo dressing flavored the chicken salad, while the crusty bread provided crunch and… — Jennifer Estep Copy Share Image
“SUGARS 0 grams FIBER 0.1 gram Chapter 2 Breakfast Muffin tins will revolutionize the way you make breakfast. No more standing over… — Brette Sember Copy Share Image
Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a FRUIT Wisdom is not putting it in Fruit Salad — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Knowledge is understanding that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Women r lyk Fruits.... every woman has hr own unique taste n colour... The problem is the MEN.... They seems to luv… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Why the fruit?” I asked. I may as well be frank. He was being weird. “Are you saying I eat too much… — C.L. Stone Copy Share Image
“Most raw fooders don't embrace fruit, instead they embarrass it. by stripping the avocado down to fats and proteins, they paint a… — Mango Wodzak Copy Share Image
