Fruit Basket Quotes

11 quotes from 11 authors

When a fruit basket shows up, it often carries more than just produce. The eleven voices here turn a simple gesture into a punchline, a confession, even a moral dilemma. If you enjoy the humor, you might also like the gift‑giving, hospitality, and food‑and‑drink sections, where similar wit blooms.

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“I brought a fruit basket. Instead of wicker, it’s made of fruit. Specifically, banana peels. I made it myself.”

Jarod Kintz

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Certainly, shows like 'Black Mirror' helped me. I should send them a fruit basket.

Bobcat Goldthwait

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“You want to raffle me off? Like a fucking fruit basket?”

Blake Crouch

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How do we thank an angel? Somehow I don’t think a fruit basket will do the trick." ~ Amun

Gena Showalter

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“Life is like a fruit basket. You can eat some of it or wast it and throw some of it out. Only…

Takaya Natsuki

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“Huh, another queen,” Puck mused, an evil grin crossing his face. “Maybe we should drop in and introduce ourselves, ice-boy. Do the…

Julie Kagawa

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“Dahlia shook her head. “While I don't want to experience that again, I learned a lot about myself today and about you.…

Arden Aoide

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I like fruit baskets because it gives you the ability to mail someone a piece of fruit without appearing insane. Like, if…

Demetri Martin

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Life is still better than University. In school, your teacher is the fruit picker and you are the open fruit basket. Then…

C. JoyBell C

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“That’s What the Dead Do That’s what the dead do. The ones who’ve died, who’ve given up their lives, who’ve died for…

Dara Wier

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“I thought about you. Every day.” I froze, my hand still holding the canvas flap. Cal’s voice was slightly hoarse as he…

Rachel Hawkins

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