I don't know what's funny and what's not so I test out all of my material in front of audiences. — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
I seen her on the ave, spotted her more than once. Ass so fat that you could see it from the front... — Mos Def Copy Share Image
I don't ask for the sights in front of me to change, only the depth of my seeing. — Mary Oliver Copy Share Image
The better the opposition put in front of you, the better your team plays. — Michael Owen Copy Share Image
The only teaching that a professor can give, in my opinion, is that of thinking in front of his students. — Henri Lebesgue Copy Share Image
If you hit the front end on the right-hand side you could turn that one on by itself and if you hit… — Stevie Ray Vaughan Copy Share Image
I look back on some of my early reviews of others, and realize to my chagrin that I've been as guilty as… — Thomas L. Dumm Copy Share Image
It's your 21st birthday... What are you doing sober at the front row of a concert? Is it your 21st birthday? By… — Andrew McMahon Copy Share Image
When you are on stage in front of an audience, you want to engage the entire crowd. If a thousand people are… — Suzanne Farrell Copy Share Image
Every great man has a woman behind him ... And every great woman has some man or other in front of her,… — Dorothy L. Sayers Copy Share Image
We live in a world where everybody's supposed to be cool and act tough and put up fronts, and everybody is so… — James Gunn Copy Share Image
Marketers want to get their messages in front of you. They must get their messages in front of you, just to survive.… — Seth Godin Copy Share Image
I am not in front of my body, I am in it or rather I am it... If we can still speak… — Maurice Merleau-Ponty Copy Share Image
Music is there for us to explore. To intentionally limit yourself to one, two, or three genres is limitation at its worst.… — Phil Anselmo Copy Share Image
Alice Cooper's weirdnesses must really make the kids feel violent. These kids are like my sister, young people of 14 or so… — Robert Plant Copy Share Image
Comedians are therapists. People honestly think we're doing it for ourselves. No. If we wanted to do stand-up for ourselves, we would… — J. B. Smoove Copy Share Image
Aside from marrying my husband and having my children, hiking the PCT was the best thing I ever did. The hike very… — Cheryl Strayed Copy Share Image
I have known some men possessed of good qualities which were very serviceable to others, but useless to themselves; like a sun-dial… — Jonathan Swift Copy Share Image
Being in front of an audience makes me feel alive. Being with friends makes me feel alive. I’ve done some crazy stuff… — Benedict Cumberbatch Copy Share Image
The Patriotic Front is two organisations under a banner, and we cannot create one party overnight. It takes time. Even if we… — Robert Mugabe Copy Share Image
I accept responsibility for U-boat warfare from 1933 onward, and of the entire navy from 1943 on, but to make me responsible… — Karl Donitz Copy Share Image
The problem comes up because we ask the question in the wrong way. We supposed that solids were one thing and space… — Alan Watts Copy Share Image
Out of hundreds of deals that I've done, hundreds, on four occasions I've taken advantage of the laws of this country, like… — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
I knew Pluto was popular among elementary schoolkids, but I had no idea they would mobilize into a 'Save Pluto' campaign. I… — Neil deGrasse Tyson Copy Share Image
If somebody actually just walks up to you and says, ‘Hey, do you want to do something out of the ordinary?’ there… — Oliver Herring Copy Share Image
I know this sounds weird, but getting hurt was one of the best things that ever happened to me. It really gave… — Megan Rapinoe Copy Share Image
I had always made pictures as I thought I saw the world, focusing on what lay in front, but this is not… — Joseph Plaskett Copy Share Image
I think that it is true that Eleanor Roosevelt, by being so active on that front, contributed to that impression very substantially.… — William A. Rusher Copy Share Image
Most kids come home from school. They don't go to their TVs first. They go to the Internet. They check their emails,… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
The only way to motivate people is to live a motivated life in front of them — Bill Hybels Copy Share Image
When I was a kid if you didn't have "Lil" in front of your name, you were trash. — Vince Staples Copy Share Image
Those who are apparently absent can feel more present than the people right in front of you. — Sylvia Brownrigg Copy Share Image
I love movies to death. I spent my entire youth in front of a TV watching old movies. — Amy Heckerling Copy Share Image
To be able to play baseball for those nine innings in front of a major league crowd is a special privilege. — Mark Teixeira Copy Share Image
Get in front of the ball, you won't get hurt. That's what you've got a chest for, young man. — John McGraw Copy Share Image
