“If I threw a Frisbee at her head, she would be left with two choices: take a Frisbee in the face or… — James Vavasour Copy Share Image
I like playing frisbee. It is the only sport where you can throw something at a person and it's okay. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Remember when you picked me up like a frisbee and tossed me across you yard? — Alyson Noel Copy Share Image
Hippies, hippies... they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and play frisbee! — Trey Parker Copy Share Image
Standing in the park, I was wondering why a frisbee looks larger the closer it gets...then it hit me — Stewart Francis Copy Share Image
I have as much chance of becoming Prime Minister as of being decapitated by a frisbee or of finding Elvis. — Boris Johnson Copy Share Image
YOU are using a frisbee as a plate." "Uh, what? I'm not using a--oh hang on, this is a frisbee. Weird." Victor… — Jenny Lawson Copy Share Image
The Frisbee is a round disk. That's the somethingness. But it has another side; it has a nothingness which you cannot perceive… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
“[…]Frisbee people won’t let it go. My theory is that this is because there’s a huge overlap between people who are good… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
Were British protesters, armed with little more than a frisbee and a bag of plastic toy soldiers, really in danger of being… — Mark Thomas Copy Share Image
You are trying to pierce the veil, to break through the Frisbee so that it doesn't exist, to break through the football… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
When you unite the nothingness of your mind with the nothingness of the Frisbee, then the Frisbee is not a Frisbee, and… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
Black people drink lots of beer. However, you won't see us skiing down a mountain for one, or see us diving for… — Franklyn Ajaye Copy Share Image
I used to play ultimate Frisbee, and I just got a reputation for making popcorn at parties. I don't mean to brag… — Bill Nye Copy Share Image
“Unlike other athletes, Frisbee people won’t let it go. My theory is that this is because there’s a huge overlap between people… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
For a while, I was all sports all the time. Then, as I started to get into theater, they dropped away, but… — Colin Donnell Copy Share Image
I cannot wait to come back to Glasgow. I know the place like the back of my hand. In fact, one of… — Colin Morgan Copy Share Image
I was actually really impressed by how many awkward stories we had, ranging from bad haircuts to one guy told us about… — Danny Pudi Copy Share Image
Performers always come back from the Edinburgh festival with adventure stories. Watts told a few: meeting a young kilt maker who spent… — Reggie Watts Copy Share Image
One more thing," Megan said, stopping Doug in his tracks. His shoulders slumped and he turned around. "What? You want my kidney?"… — Kate Brian Copy Share Image
John Lennon imagined a world filled with peace and love. Martin Luther King dreamt of a world free from racial discrimination and… — Jon Lajoie Copy Share Image
...when you put on your shortest dress, please leave some mystery in it. That's the difference between a miniskirt and a ho-skirt.… — Tyler Perry Copy Share Image
I was shown into a room. A red room. Red wallpaper, red curtains, red carpet. They said it was a sitting-room, but… — Hugh Laurie Copy Share Image
I have an American top hat that's collapsible and works as a frisbee. — Jackson Rathbone Copy Share Image
“I was standing in the park wondering why the Frisbee was getting closer ans closer. Then it hit me.” — Young-Joon Choi Copy Share Image
Your ego interferes, your sense of self. When you let go of the mind, the Frisbee will take its own path. — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
I'm glad that our God is not the guy with a pony-tail who wants to toss a frisbee with His saints. — Eric Ludy Copy Share Image
Sometimes I get really lonely. Especially when I'm throwing a Frisbee. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
When the ball's in the air, as a receiver, it's just you want to be a Frisbee-catching dog out there. — Cooper Kupp Copy Share Image
Playing frisbee with a five year old is amazingly similar to chasing after a frisbee. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Having sex with her is incredible. It's just like a concert. We throw Frisbees around the room. And when she wants more… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image