“MarkBaynard: If you start hanging out over here, won't your Facebook Friends miss you? Abby_Donovan: Those people weren't my friends. If they had been, they wouldn't have sent me all those annoying quizzes. MarkBaynard: A true friend never asks you… — Teresa Medeiros Copy Share
A true friend never asks you to feed their imaginary fish. Or fertilize their imaginary crops. — Teresa Medeiros Copy Share Image
“Don’t U want someone to complete you the way Mini-Me completed Dr. Evil? Someone who shares the same tastes in music food who will finish … my sentences? The last thing I need is someone stealing the punch lines to all my jokes.” — Teresa Medeiros Copy Share
You asked me once if I would still love you when your lips were puckered with age and your eyes were faded. I can assure you that I will still love you when I have only the strength (and the scant teeth) left to gum those puckered lips. I shall love you when your bones are sharp enough to pierce… — Teresa Medeiros Copy Share
“Me mum always told me the rich was blessed, but I thought she was talkin' about gold." She leaned over to cackle in his… — Teresa Medeiros Copy Share Image
“When her father offered him her hand in marriage and a fortune in gold and jewels as a reward, Burke informed him that he… — Teresa Medeiros Copy Share Image
“How could I have let you do any of those things when I've never even seen your face? When I don't even know your… — Teresa Medeiros Copy Share Image
“MarkBaynard: If you start hanging out over here, won't your Facebook Friends miss you? Abby_Donovan: Those people weren't my friends. If they had been, they wouldn't have sent me all those annoying quizzes. MarkBaynard: A true friend never asks you to feed their imaginary fish. Or fertilize their imaginary crops. Abby_Donovan: Although with a little coaxing, I might be persuaded… — Teresa Medeiros Copy Share
To me you are stardust sprinkled across a night sky, forever in my dreams, but out of my reach. — Teresa Medeiros Copy Share Image
“Some men still haven’t come home from this war. And some men never will.” — Teresa Medeiros Copy Share Image
“MarkBaynard: I figured out in the first grade that it was better to crack a joke than somebody's skull.” — Teresa Medeiros Copy Share Image
“MarkBaynard: You know what they say- dying is easy; comedy is hard.” — Teresa Medeiros Copy Share Image
Twitter is the perpetual cocktail party where everyone is talking at once but nobody is saying anything. — Teresa Medeiros Copy Share Image
