Let face the facts A) Dogs are mans best friend B) Food is dog best friend so until you go food you… — MrAwesome Copy Share Image
Drunk man:red solo cup you myyyy friend...zzzzz -----the next day---- hangover man: red solo cup you fuck...zzzz -----clean up day----- man: oh… — MrAwesome Copy Share Image
Someone you don't know:My birthday is today me: no way how old are you? [ walking away] some you don't know: 21… — MrAwesome Copy Share Image
Lets face it this world is ruled by girls that why we must away pleases our girls — MrAwesome Copy Share Image
I'm might not be the best , I might not be strongest or the fastest or the smart ,but I'm sure as hades ain't… — MrAwesome Copy Share Image
So you find this great lesson however don't just follow one ,since you don't just do one thing all life. — MrAwesome Copy Share Image
Where did mutt become a insult...from mudblood in harry potter since all it means is mix breed so you should walk up to a… — MrAwesome Copy Share Image
Infinitesimal braggadocio I'm but since you most likely don't understand me with using big words I use small words to say I have a… — MrAwesome Copy Share Image
There are over 7,000,000,000 or 7 billion people on this planet called Earth with each person saying millions of things for 3 billion seconds… — MrAwesome Copy Share Image
So you say you want be free from the man? okey quite you job , burn your money, leave your family, school , ,and… — MrAwesome Copy Share Image
Dear Devil IOU sorry I sold it to god ---michael Dear God IOU sorry I sold it to the devil ------------------when the exchange letters----------------… — MrAwesome Copy Share Image
I'm Michael I'm not some model I'm not some idiot I'm michael that all it matter to me I might not be rich but… — MrAwesome Copy Share Image
In 5th grade you'll be like how your brother is in 9th grade well my sister is in 11th grade then someone will say… — MrAwesome Copy Share Image
![“Someone you don't know:My birthday is today me: no way how old are you? [ walking away] some you don't know: 21 me: so you are now legally able to buy beer right? your soon to be best friend: yep me: me and you are going best friend name...” quote by MrAwesome](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/1f8/mrawesome-12595_beer_someone-you-don-t-know-my-birthday-is-to_1673208.jpg)
![“There are over 7,000,000,000 or 7 billion people on this planet called Earth with each person saying millions of things for 3 billion seconds [31.71 years * 3] you are bound to repeat something someone said from before.” quote by MrAwesome](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/f66/mrawesome-12595_people_there-are-over-7-000-000-000-or-7-billio_313299.jpg)
