My friend watching a scary movie.. and sees this girl hanged on the ceiling and she says,''THAT BITCH IS ON THE CEILING,… — Jasmine Laura Copy Share Image
Friend:I can rap. Me: Hahaa,Okay. Friend:Yeahh*Puts on rap* Me:Your a scene wanna be! cx Her: No,I USED to listen to this and… — Jasmine Laura Copy Share Image
Patience, you're so sweet,caring, kind, funny, so many other positives adjectives to describe you. But I'm happy I have you has my… — Jasmine Laura Copy Share Image
You know you're weird when your friend and yourself make a blog for a beatle.. xD — Jasmine Laura Copy Share Image
Haha,That moment when you wake up one of your cutest friends and he looks at you, out the window, at his phone… — Jasmine Laura Copy Share Image
You know,you have true friends when you can take off your jacket and they don't even bother to look at the scars… — Jasmine Laura Copy Share Image
This is my beautiful friend Jessica(Jess). She lives in Ohio. And shes coming to see me in a half of year. We… — Jasmine Laura Copy Share Image
I'm tired of this whole 'friends' thing. .-. I don't understand. I have three true friends that I love to bits. [… — Jasmine Laura Copy Share Image
My friend:If you had 24hours to live,What would you do? Me: Sleep more so it comes faster,Go up to some people who… — Jasmine Laura Copy Share Image
When people tell me,''Oh,I have gotten in one of your bands!'' I honestly don't care. You like them because they sound good.… — Jasmine Laura Copy Share Image
Me: Do you wanna build a snowman? xD Friend: Do you wanna summon satan? XDDD — Jasmine Laura Copy Share Image
You would get jealous if I talk to some other guy, you would try to force me to stop talking to my… — Jasmine Laura Copy Share Image
((NO ITS NOT SO STOP BEING A SLUTTY HOE THAT HAS NO LIFE BECUASE.....don't make snap my fingers in a z formation,… — Jasmine Laura Copy Share Image
My friend John trying to figure out the number who is randomly texting me,''Nigga that ain't me if they didn't call you… — Jasmine Laura Copy Share Image
Ha,Isn't it funny how even your friend(s) tell you that you can't even get better? And just leave you? — Jasmine Laura Copy Share Image
My moms friend,'' Are playin' games? 'Cause pill bottles don't go missing for nothing.'' Me: Are you fuckin' serious? Blaming me? Your… — Jasmine Laura Copy Share Image
Friend: Wanna watch a movie? Me: Sure. Friend:What? Me:Porrnn xD Jokes. Friend:I have Puppet Master thats close to a porno. Me:How about… — Jasmine Laura Copy Share Image
I promise you, I can't go anywhere in public without getting mad at someone. XD Like today for an example I went… — Jasmine Laura Copy Share Image
My friend and I from last weekend at the mall. I'm the one in the back with the lip piercing and pink… — Jasmine Laura Copy Share Image
If it's one thing i've noticed is that, people think I shouldn't be talking to prep girls because they aren't ''my type''. Yeah, we… — Jasmine Laura Copy Share Image
Why are you a vegetarian? I'm a vegetarian, because killing animals is cruel. They should just leave free. What a Vegan? A vegan, to… — Jasmine Laura Copy Share Image
I've said it once, I've said it twice, I've said it a thousand fucking times. That I'm OK, that I'm fine, that it's all… — Jasmine Laura Copy Share Image
You would think I would be upset, like the girls in the movie. I am not. I feel much better, alive, free than before.… — Jasmine Laura Copy Share Image
Its okay if you gave up and walked out on me, I gave up on myself a long time ago and I wasn't expecting… — Jasmine Laura Copy Share Image
We looked in the past, Its was all a nightmare. I think we are finally awake. — Jasmine Laura Copy Share Image
Got this shirt from Warped Tour. I freaking cried when I saw Chris Motionless on the stage. /. Why is he so perfect? My… — Jasmine Laura Copy Share Image