People on Twitter seem like much better friends than the kids I know I'm real life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My friends who have kids look like they haven't been to bed for a year. — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
Some of my closet friends have kids and their terrific mothers s/o to all of yall. — Naishalova Copy Share Image
I love kids. All my best friends have kids, and I love, love, love kids. — Kristen Wiig Copy Share Image
Love your friends' kids, even if you don't want or like children. Just do it. — Roxane Gay Copy Share Image
Parents are trying to be friends with their kids rather than draw the line and tell them what proper public behavior would… — Gallagher Copy Share Image
You become friends with your kids' friends' parents. That's just the way it's gonna be. And sometimes you luck out, and it's… — Duff McKagan Copy Share Image
One thing I really envy about my friends who have kids is that as their children develop, they're able to revisit their… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
I don't want to make more friends. I have four kids, I have plenty of friends, and all the personal relationships I… — Guy Kawasaki Copy Share Image
All my friends have kids, and they're restricted a lot when they're pregnant. I'm like, 'Nah, I don't want to go through… — GloRilla Copy Share Image
I don't have children, but when I meet my friends' kids at six months old, and then I don't see them again… — Zoe Bell Copy Share Image
Actually, my friendships are changing because my friends have kids, so that's a new aspect to the material. Not just that I… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
At the weekends, I usually have around 50 kids running around in my back garden. They are all friends of my kids.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A child in the U.S. screams & cries when their parents say no for them getting the latest apple device just because… — C-DASH Copy Share Image
I've got a lot of friends with kids. Two of my friends have three kids. They all have children except for me… — Josh Duhamel Copy Share Image
When I was 11 yrs old I was walking down the st with my friends; there were 5 kids who were staring… — Sarah Copy Share Image
I think I can design a children's line after I have a child. For me, when I take on a new category… — Lauren Conrad Copy Share Image
I grew up babysitting and always enjoyed it. I love family. A couple of my closest friends have kids, and I'm their… — Matthew Perry Copy Share Image
More of my friends were the kids in school that, like, skateboarded, or we'd just, like, play guitar in the garage. And… — Khalil Rountree Jr Copy Share Image
It's funny, my kids and I live together, and I have a lot of actor friends. So my kids think everyone is… — Dallas Roberts Copy Share Image
When I would see my friends with their kids, I was envious that you can use children to get out of just… — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
There are times I think of us all and I wish we were back in second grade. Not really that young. But… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
“Kid's don't run to get in shape; they run to feel the wind in their face and the grass beneath their feet.… — Charlie Hoehn Copy Share Image
