I'd have all the cars made in the Carolinas, and I'd ban the ones made in China. — Hank Williams, Jr Bans Copy Share Image
No mommy's kisses and no daddy's smile. Nobody wants me, I'm nobody's child. — Hank Williams, Jr Children Copy Share Image
We say grace and we say ma'am. If you ain't in to that, we don't give a damn. — Hank Williams, Jr Amen Copy Share Image
You can do anything that you wanna do, but uh-uh, don't step on my cowboy boots. — Hank Williams, Jr Boots Copy Share Image
I'd love to spit some Beechnut in that dude's eye and shoot him with my ole forty-five. — Hank Williams, Jr Eye Copy Share Image
Hell, Justin and I even talking about recording a blues song sometime. — Hank Williams, Jr Hell Copy Share Image
He plead insanity like they do now all the time. Sir, what would you have done in 1859? — Hank Williams, Jr Done Copy Share Image
Today is a sad day in Country music. We have lost another piece of history. George Jones was not only a good… — Hank Williams, Jr Country Copy Share Image
The day Elvis passed away would be our national holiday, if the South would have won, we'd had it made. — Hank Williams, Jr Elvis Copy Share Image
The presidents against Congress, the Senate is against the House, people are against politicians, and I'm against cats in the house. — Hank Williams, Jr Cat Copy Share Image
Now if you shoot someone, sir, you can get off Scott free. It's the latest thing Mr. Lincoln, can you believe? — Hank Williams, Jr Believe Copy Share Image
I'm for turning off the tube and turning down the light, cause I'm for nothing else but me and you tonight. — Hank Williams, Jr Art Copy Share Image
You're singing a song about making love to your drummer, well gay guitar pickers don't turn me on. — Hank Williams, Jr Drummer Copy Share Image
Some were beggars, some were kings, and some were masters of the arts. But in their shame they're all the same, these… — Hank Williams, Jr Art Copy Share Image
We gotta control inflation, quit spending our money on everything. But this years tax increase, why it's the biggest in history. — Hank Williams, Jr Increase Copy Share Image
I've probably got the most loyal hardcore fans in the music business. You know, I can sit around, go fishing, do ten… — Hank Williams, Jr Bulls Copy Share Image
After reading hundreds of e-mails, I have made MY decision. By pulling my opening Oct 3rd, You (ESPN) stepped on the Toes… — Hank Williams, Jr Amendment Copy Share Image
Every time the media brings up the tea party, it's painted as racist and extremists -- but there's never a backlash, no… — Hank Williams, Jr Angry Copy Share Image
There is no freedom of speech if you're a conservative. — Hank Williams, Jr Communication Copy Share Image
It was only his fifth offense, and this time he's killed someone. — Hank Williams, Jr Fifth Copy Share Image
Killed by a man with a switch blade knife, for 43 dollars my friend lost his life. — Hank Williams, Jr Blades Copy Share Image
Good friends, good whiskey, and good lovin', I want to thank you Lord. — Hank Williams, Jr Friendship Copy Share Image
We say grace and we say Amen. If you ain't into that, we don't give a damn. — Hank Williams, Jr Amen Copy Share Image
The greatest of men, they don't get too big to cry. They just loose faith in love and life. — Hank Williams, Jr Bigs Copy Share Image
I got girls that can cook, I got girls that can clean, I got girls that'll do anything between. — Hank Williams, Jr Clean Copy Share Image
If you mind your own business, you'll stay busy all the time. — Hank Williams, Jr Business Copy Share Image
We make our own whiskey and our own smoke, too. Ain't too many things these ole boys can't do. — Hank Williams, Jr Boys Copy Share Image
Somewhere between raising hell and amazing grace, Lord I know just how they feel. — Hank Williams, Jr Amazing grace Copy Share Image
I'd put Hank Williams picture on one hundred dollar bills. — Hank Williams, Jr Bills Copy Share Image
America is still a country of choices and options. And I have a lot of them. — Hank Williams, Jr America Copy Share Image
Some high society lady said is your horse outside? No ma'am, he's between my legs, but your too fat to ride. — Hank Williams, Jr Fats Copy Share Image
They let dangerous men out of prison now, yes sir, I'm afraid it's so. Cause they're over crowded and it was only… — Hank Williams, Jr Causes Copy Share Image
Old Hank would be proud, and Elvis would too, cause we like our country mixed with some big city blues. — Hank Williams, Jr Be proud Copy Share Image
I went and got a tire tool out of my truck, and straightened him out as cold as a block of ice.… — Hank Williams, Jr Adjustment Copy Share Image
Let me sum it up for ya: We got some people who work for a living, and we got some people who… — Hank Williams, Jr Let me Copy Share Image