Fried Rice Quotes

I'm sautéing emcees with fried rice up in the wok without the MSG and chopped celery.

— Redman

“The choice therefore was fried rice or fried rice.”

— Hendrik Groen

I feel like tofu in fried rice...

— Matthew Lush

This sounds like a brag, but I know how to make good fried rice. I learned in college. There are two secrets…

— Patton Oswalt

“P.F. Chang’s China Bistro Chicken Fried Rice”

— Alisa Marie Fleming