Heaven and a... fuck all that shit! Y'all hos gotta get up off the corner with that. — Day-Day Copy Share Image
The difference between me and Tiny Lister is that he has never been the greatest actor, he hasn't been able to do… — Terry Crews Copy Share Image
This my big-head ass cousin. You know, Bevo Lotti, got mo head than he got body. — Day-Day Copy Share Image
Now it's a Stoley. Gimme the watch! Looking like a Mississippi pimp. Bitch better have my sweet potatoes. Ho, ho, ho, motherfucker! — Santa Claus Copy Share Image
Ya'll tired of eatin' that barbecue from up the street? Where they give you more sauce than they give you meat? Then… — Uncle Elroy Copy Share Image
Man, What about the fine ass hos I had coming here. They said they were gonna fuck for a buck, do something… — Day-Day Copy Share Image
Do y'all got a bathroom up in here? I gotta piss like a Russian racehorse at the Kentucky Derby with a glue… — Money Mike Copy Share Image
I have the greatest appreciation for [producers] Matt Alvarez and Ice Cube. They put me in Friday after Next, and now this,… — Terry Crews Copy Share Image
Ain't playin' with you, nugga. Didn't I tell you I was gonna fire yo ass if you hit someone else! — Pinky Copy Share Image
I convince Donna's fine ass to come back to the party. I got her in my room, slid the dresser behind the… — Craig Jones Copy Share Image
Y'all look good in y'all little tight-ass rent-a-cop outfits. Merry Christmas, niggettes. — Damon Copy Share Image