Every time an ashtray is missing from a hotel, they don't come looking for you. But let a diamond bracelet disappear in France and they shout John Robie, the Cat. You don't have to spend every day of your life… — John Michael Hayes Copy Share Image
Frances Stevens: Mother, this is why I've had to spend half my life running around the world after youto keep men like this away from you. Mrs. Stevens: Well after this, let me run my own interference. It looks like… — John Michael Hayes Copy Share Image
Where does a man get inspiration to write a song like that? Well, he gets it from the landlady once a month. — John Michael Hayes Copy Share Image
Nothing has caused the human race so much trouble as intelligence. — John Michael Hayes Copy Share Image
Every time an ashtray is missing from a hotel, they don't come looking for you. But let a diamond bracelet disappear in France and… — John Michael Hayes Copy Share Image
Bourbon's the only drink. Youcan take all that champagne stuff and pour it down the English Channel. Well, why wait 80 years before you… — John Michael Hayes Copy Share Image
We've become a race of Peeping Toms. What people oughta do is get outside their own house and look in for a change. — John Michael Hayes Copy Share Image
Frances Stevens: Mother, this is why I've had to spend half my life running around the world after youto keep men like this away… — John Michael Hayes Copy Share Image
Weve become a race of Peeping Toms. What people oughta do is get outside their own house and look in for a change. — John Michael Hayes Copy Share Image
I wonder if it's ethical to watch a man with binoculars and a long-focus lens? D'ya suppose it's ethical even if you prove that… — John Michael Hayes Copy Share Image
