Bourbon's the only drink. Youcan take all that champagne stuff and pour it down the English Channel. Well, why wait 80 years before you can drink the stuff? Great vineyards, huge barrels aging forever, poor little old monks running around… — John Michael Hayes Copy Share Image
Where does a man get inspiration to write a song like that? Well, he gets it from the landlady once a month. — John Michael Hayes Copy Share Image
Nothing has caused the human race so much trouble as intelligence. — John Michael Hayes Copy Share Image
Every time an ashtray is missing from a hotel, they don't come looking for you. But let a diamond bracelet disappear in France and… — John Michael Hayes Copy Share Image
Bourbon's the only drink. Youcan take all that champagne stuff and pour it down the English Channel. Well, why wait 80 years before you… — John Michael Hayes Copy Share Image
We've become a race of Peeping Toms. What people oughta do is get outside their own house and look in for a change. — John Michael Hayes Copy Share Image
Frances Stevens: Mother, this is why I've had to spend half my life running around the world after youto keep men like this away… — John Michael Hayes Copy Share Image
Weve become a race of Peeping Toms. What people oughta do is get outside their own house and look in for a change. — John Michael Hayes Copy Share Image
I wonder if it's ethical to watch a man with binoculars and a long-focus lens? D'ya suppose it's ethical even if you prove that… — John Michael Hayes Copy Share Image
