Football Quotes by Eamon Dunphy

He's fat and a clown, Bill, a fat clown for all to see.

— Eamon Dunphy

Ability and guts is an unbeatable combination.

— Eamon Dunphy

Every club he's been to has had great injury crises. Every club. And it's always hamstrings.

— Eamon Dunphy

I've never managed anywhere, I've managed to stay alive for 63 and a half years baby.

— Eamon Dunphy

Usually it takes a bottle of Bacardi and a gallon of Coke to get John out of his seat.

— Eamon Dunphy

Scots they're either nice or they're horrid and these two are horrid. The Scots wont like that Eamon, thats bordering on racism. Its not…

— Eamon Dunphy

If ever a player was out of his class that night it was me.

— Eamon Dunphy

I'll have you know that I am not a failed Third Division footballer. I am a failed Second Division footballer.

— Eamon Dunphy

Ronaldo is a disgrace to the game. His petulance, temperament, throwing himself on the ground. It was a disgrace to professional football. This fella…

— Eamon Dunphy

Somewhere in there the grace of a ballet dancer joins with the strength of an SAS squaddie, the dignity of an ancient kind, the…

— Eamon Dunphy

You need dictatorships and poverty to produce great footballers.

— Eamon Dunphy

Kilbane's head is better than his feet. If only he had three heads, one on the end of each leg.

— Eamon Dunphy

They get to the quarter-finals, Bill, I'll show up with a dress on

— Eamon Dunphy

Niall Quinn is a creep. The man's an idiot, a Mother Theresa.

— Eamon Dunphy

They just talk drivel. Whoever is winning is great, whoever isn't, isn't. It's banal. And also semi-literate at times ... they never criticise in…

— Eamon Dunphy