Sorry your unhealthy lifestyle makes cardiac arrest a feasible outcome from an April Fool's joke. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'd wish you a happy birthday but I can't tell if Facebook is making an April Fool's joke. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry I mistook your announcement of a ghastly personal tragedy for an April Fool's joke. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm going to go ahead and assume that setting me up with your highly undatable friend was your attempt at an April… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Forgetting your birthday was an April Fool's joke unless I remembered it in which case please disregard this. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry no one understood you were making an April Fool's joke because no one thinks you have a sense of humor. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you'd have sex with me tonight I'd be perfectly fine with you telling everyone it was just an April Fool's joke. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
