“It was massive. A blurting, busting, backfire! A flabbergasting, fire-breathing, flub-explosion! A propelling, paint-stripping, prison-break!” — Ferguson Fartworthy Copy Share Image
“Amy Bellini and Sasha Tibbles traipsed down the aisle and wriggled into the back seat, Amy right next to me. Her damp brown hair… — Ferguson Fartworthy Copy Share Image
“Like some huge, mutant chicken–I sat there hatching a gas-egg the size of a planet.” — Ferguson Fartworthy Copy Share Image
“It was massive. A blurting, busting, backfire! A flabbergasting, fire-breathing, flub-explosion! A propelling, paint-stripping, prison-break!” — Ferguson Fartworthy Copy Share Image
“Principal Totty was one of those people who frown while they’re speaking, and then smile at the end of each sentence. It was weird.… — Ferguson Fartworthy Copy Share Image
“I knew that one of my sharpest memories of sixth grade was forever doomed to be that moment—sitting there with the overwhelming odor of… — Ferguson Fartworthy Copy Share Image
“Mr Warty’s face swelled up like a puffer fish—all his whiskers standing straight out like poison spikes.” — Ferguson Fartworthy Copy Share Image
